Jeez Tom Delay is short

[Wabbajack]

What is he 5'5, 5'6?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Napoleon Complex, anyone?

[LynnTheDem]

2. But long on corruption.

And hypocrisy.

And lies.

[punpirate]

3. Probably less...

... drinking pesticides has a tendency to stunt one's growth--morally and physically. :P

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. until she's had her day in court???

:wtf: She's had her day in every court in the land!

(and yes, on top of being short and ugly, he's a mental and moral midget)

[saltpoint]

5. Lynn the Dem's "but long on corruption" is perfect.

DeLay is toxic.

Let's lose this guy.

[spanone]

6. Short on brains but his criminal mind speaks for itself.

[zippy890]

7. a short man with a BIG legal ethics problem

so its time to Play God, hey, he might just win, at least he figures its time take the risk.

can this show get any worse ?

:puke: :puke:

[TwentyFive]

8. Regardless of height -- we'll make an orange jumpsuit to fit him perfectly

At least with crooks like John Gotti, they had a likeability factor, and cared for less fortunate people in society.

Tom Delay is a complete sociopath. There is not one good thing about him. He is about as useful...as a cockroach!

[Tactical Progressive]

9. A cockroach who turned on his own

to make a living as an exterminator.

Portent of a political career in the future, when he would join the GOP to turn on their own country.

[Spirochete]

10. That's the problem

His mouth's too close to his asshole. Sounds like a line from a movie, but I forget which one.

[Snotcicles]

11. Shit is very dense............n/t

[Auntie Bush]

12. I don't mind short in stature...but I do mind short in the brain departmen

Hell...there's ME! The former...that is.

Sometimes good things come in small packages.
My brother is only about 5'7-8" and he's the best! Don't make them any better! Smart, handsome, great disposition, wonderful sense of humor, honest and rich to boot! (His wife is a bitch though) So I guess he doesn't have the best judgment.

But Delay doesn't have any of those qualifications.

[SpiralHawk]

13. Stubby

Stubby Delay.

Geez, sounds kinda French when you say it aloud.

You don't suppose Stubby Delay is a stealth Frenchman or something? The unpatriotic horror of it all.