Hannity is a FLICKING dumbass!!!

[LynneSin]

Eight times he claimed that wack doctor from Florida as a Nobel Prize nominee and as always, Media Matter presented the facts - that quack is as much as a Nobel Prize winner as the rest of us here at DUer are.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200503220009

From the March 21 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes:

HANNITY: And we're going to talk to a doctor who spent 10 hours with her tonight, and he says that he believes, in his expert opinion -- this is a man that was nominated for a Nobel Prize, by the way -- that she could be rehabilitated.

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HANNITY: And coming up later in the program tonight, we're going to meet a doctor who actually spent 10 hours examining Terri Schiavo. He was nominated for a Nobel Prize. He believes that she could be rehabilitated.

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HANNITY: You were nominated for a Nobel Prize in medicine?

HAMMESFAHR: Yes.

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HANNITY: You were nominated to get a Nobel Peace Prize in this work. Are you saying that this woman could be rehabilitated?

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HANNITY: How is it possible we're in this position if you have examined her? You were up for a Nobel Prize. This is mind boggling to me.

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HANNITY: Well, this is what I want to understand. This is your area of expertise that got you nominated for one of the most prestigious awards in medicine, the Nobel Prize.

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HANNITY: -- hang on a second -- and talk to a Nobel prize-nominated physician who spent 10 hours with her, who believes if, given the opportunity, he can rehabilitate her?

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HANNITY: Imagine being in his position and having a guy like a Nobel Prize nominee like Dr. Hammesfahr, who I'm looking at right now, who spent 10 hours with her and feels that, given the chance, he could rehabilitate this girl.

[KamaAina]

1. Well, which is it, moran? Medicine or peace prize?

HANNITY: You were nominated for a Nobel Prize in medicine?

HAMMESFAHR: Yes.

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HANNITY: You were nominated to get a Nobel Peace Prize in this work. Are you saying that this woman could be rehabilitated?

They're two separate and distinct Nobel Prizes, dumbass. The Peace Prize isn't even awarded in the same place as the others (Oslo, not Stockholm). Besides, anyone can be nominated for a Nobel Prize -- even Hannity (if there was a Nobel Jackass Prize he'd be a shoo-in). All you have to do is get your mail carrier or someone to write a leter to the Nobel committee.

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

[girl gone mad]

5. Well, since his "nomination"..

consisted of a letter from a Republican congressman, I guess he could have been "nominated" in any category, really.

I'm going to send a letter to the Nobel committee nominating myself for the Nobel Prize in Brilliance at Everything.

[The Doctor.]

11. Hey! - I just nominated myself for the Nobel!

In the category of 'preserving human superconscious continuity through the grooming of small pets.'

It only took $3.40 in US postal fees!

"So, Dr. Eldritch... you were a Nobel Prize nominee... and you recommend vehicular-mounted weaponry to cut down on rush - hour traffic?"

"Oh, absolutely Sean. You see - by keeping an edge in highway time-management, the average American can improve productivity by as much as 3.14%."

Hannity- "Well that is fascinating... and I thought just having a .44 in the glove box was a good Idea.
Thank you Nobel Prize nominated Dr. Eldritch."

Me, "Thank you Sean."

[tammywammy]

13. That's Perfect!

Thanks for the laugh

[yankeedem]

2. LynneSin, I nominate you for a Nobel Prize!

nt

[LynneSin]

3. How about I nominate you back

:bounce:

[yankeedem]

10. Thanks, time to update the resume!

nt

[shraby]

6. Michael Schiavo doesn't want any videos taken

of his wife, but I think it would be a good move to make a half hour one and release it. It may be the only way to shut the nut-jobs up.

[displacedtexan]

4. If you're merely a member of the Doctors Without Borders organization...

... you've won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Most "members" have never left suburbia.

Go figure.

[girl gone mad]

8. Really?

One of my doctors is a member of that group. But I know he actually does to a lot of traveling to remote places to help perform reconstructive surgery on children with cleft palate and other disfigurements.

[displacedtexan]

14. Yep.

My Doctor (who travels with the group) explained that fact to me recently. He, by the way, is a big time, protest sign-waving, liberal Bush hater!

[Goldeneye]

7. A nobel peace prize nominee?

He's got to be some northeastern, liberal, hippie, socialist, tree hugging, freak of nature. What does Hannity care what he thinks?

[DesEtoiles]

9. Send this to this list of e-mails for Fox News and MSNBC

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[Zinfandel]

12. We all know Hannity is a lying republican piece of dog shit.-What we don't

understand is why anyone would watch or listen to him and contribute to his and Fox's ratings???

[daa]

15. I wish somebody would

pull that bottom feeders feeding tube.