Monkey President to speak!!!....coming up soon!! oh Joy!!!

[mopaul]

[Inland]

1. Good, I haven't been lied to yet today.

[Extend a Hand]

2. oh-oh I have to share

I learned a new word at my son's science fair the other night...

snuttering - the sound that monkeys make

I now use it all the time. For example:

There goes the chimperor snuttering again-- cut that tv off!

:)

[Ironpost]

7. Theres actually a word for it. Hell I thought it came under the heading

of Liar. silly me

[DireStrike]

8. Haha! That's awesome!

I love new words like that. They are useful in all sorts of places.

[madrchsod]

3. no thanks

i will go to the brookfield zoo to hear "monkey speech"

[onenote]

4. is he going to annoucne that Laura has captured Osama?

[Clark2008]

15. Are you crazy? Laura's too busy with the hommies.

However, she is in a crisis. She can't decide which "color" matches her complexion and hair and her indecision is brewing a civil war in Watts.

:eyes:

Sorry - that was bad - but the thought of Laura being put in charge of cleaning up gang violence is worse.

[bryant69]

5. Yeah I love that Monkey President

I wish President Bush had half the class or half the brains of Monkey President. Frankly half the hygeine wouldn't hurt President Bush either.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[mopaul]

6. "Ask President Stupid"....starring george bush

gyaahhh mr. president stupid, how many times will you say the words freedom and democracy?

[TWiley]

16. Now that is funny.

I had a cabbie in NYC during the RNC protests, and he refered to bush as "Mr. Stupid". His rant was hilarious.

[DireStrike]

9. Non-curious George

"Therefore, the world is exactly like my advisors say it is!"

[Selteri]

10. From what I can tell it's onm the Iraqi elections

isn't it a bit late for that? C-Span

[DireStrike]

11. Gotta spread your distractions out. -nt-

[mopaul]

12. freedomocracy is on the march, instabilization is proceeduring on

[Berserker]

13. Will they have open

phone lines? :rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Monkey President, LMAO

Good one.

[TWiley]

17. Time for another DISTRACTION.

Maybe he will lecture us on "morality". I can hardly wait.

[Mr_Spock]

18. Who gives a flying fuck really?

Not me - no offense :D

[DemonFighterLives]

19. They cut away from Jesse Jackson for this dip sh*t

B*sh is so not interesting. Oh Iraq is doing great, only a few hundred dead in the last week.

[Skidmore]

20. That was a total waste of oxygen on the planet.

He didn't even need to be present to give that one. All they need to do was to splice pieces of any previous comments he's made on the topic and run it. No one would know the difference.

[mopaul]

21. too chickenshit to take questions, or use his own words

i'm so SO dissappointed

[Spazito]

22. Whoo Hoo!

The Canadian news channel I am watching DIDN'T cut to bush babbling at all! I had my remote in hand just in case but it wasn't needed.

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Well, that was short

Just enough time to reinforce the idea that going to war with the only democracy in the Middle East on false pretenses, and afterwards creating a terrorist camp and denying the citizens both freedom and basic necessities, has miraculously shown all of the Middle East that democracy is the way to govern...freedom on the march and all that.

[RebelOne]

24. Same old shit all the time.

He's like a broken record.