Breaking: Uncle Sam on Life Support, Feeding Tube

[elehhhhna]

Beloved by the people of America for over 200 years, Uncle Sam has sustained further self-inflicted internal and external injuries and now requires a feeding tube directly from China.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. He didn't need it until Bushites like Wal-Mart created the dependency.

[smirkymonkey]

2. The Bush Admistration has ordered a DNR should Uncle Sam

suffer the collapse of vital functions.

[mattclearing]

3. Evangelical Americans claim Uncle Sam speaks to them,

Europe, America's closest ally, thinks they are crazy, says the lights are on, but nobody's home.

[Pachamama]

4. And since Uncle Sam has no "health insurance", its costing $2Bill daily

to cover the interest on his bill alone....

Soon Uncle Sam is going to be flat lining...what then? :eyes:

[dbeach]

5. bushco wiill be happy to remove it...

maybe that is bush reason d'etaire ..bush was made to destroy the USA..the scion of privleged scum..

"there ought to be limits to freedom...as long as I was the dictator....."

[hippiepunk]

6. No fundies are gonna cry over that death

[Sparkly]

7. Yup -- Next time they say, "It's YOUR money, it's the PEOPLE's money...."

Remind them: it's the People's Republic of China's money. And since we're in debt up to our eyeballs, we're paying a hefty sum of interest our kids and grandkids will still be paying off, just so Bush's buddies can get their tax cuts.

[whistle]

8. The visual associated with that would be a stunner, but I doubt...

...any political cartoonist would attempt it with what happened this week with the passing of Terri Schiavo and now Pope John Paul II both with feeding tubes.

[enid602]

9. Bush

Makes you wonder if Bush didn't plan our demise from the get-go. Remember, once our currency/economy have been 'bankrupted,' we will HAVE to follow the demands of our creditors, i.e., tighten our belts to reduce the deficit. At that point, a terrorist emergency will dictate that all future government funds be spent on defense. The munificent churches, will, of course be forced to pick up the slack to meet domestic needs. Welcome to Iran!

[dbeach]

10. Bush is the alfred e. newman: "what me worry " with his mandate to

destroy the USA...war profiteering..every step of the way..
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