Why does Orrin Hatch act like he has a hot poker stuck up his ass?

[kentuck]

This is one despicable character. He is the most dishonest Senator in the Senate and the biggest hypocrite, in my opinion. He was the master at stopping judges under Clinton and now he stands up and preaches about the evils of the "liberals". And the neo-cons love him??

[Javaman]

Because he does

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Because

he does. :evilgrin:

[Democrat 4 Ever]

6. Hatch was on C-Span this morning lying his rat-faced ass off.

I tried desperately to get through on the phone so I could call him a liar to his face but too many people were ahead of me for the pleasure. Thankfully, Patrick Leahy followed him and effectively called him a liar for me. He countered every single point Hatch had lied about just 10 minutes earlier.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[liberal N proud]

2. The neo-cons love him because he demonizes Liberals!

If he doesn't have a poker up is ass, some should put one there.

[Auntie Bush]

10. Yes, He has one up there...Bush's little thingie!

Just big enough to really tick someone off and make them very angry.
They will say anything to get him out of his hair.......God that must be uncomfortable!
:puke: Sorry I'm making myself sick.

[evlbstrd]

3. Something to do with Utah.

[swag]

4. He hasn't been the same since the Clarence Thomas hearings

forced him to read "The Exorcist."

Now he is possessed by Pazuzu.

[Cassandra]

5. He inserts a fresh one...

every morning.

[Toby109]

7. Did you notice his inflection?

Every time he lied, his voice went up at least two octaves.

[in_cog_ni_to]

8. As posted above...because he does. Did you see his NEW term for

the Nuclear Option? He has said this about 10 times already this morning. First on Washington Journal and then on the Senate floor....... "The BYRD option" or "The Constitutional option" :eyes: he keeps saying that the repukes were not the first to use the phrase "Nuclear Option." It was the Democrats! ;) Waaaaaaaaaah! He's such an ass. He forgot to tell the sheeple who actually COINED the phrase! TRENT LOTT!

Repuke's NEW Nuclear Option phrase = The Byrd Option or The Constitutional Option. :rofl:

PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC!

[UTUSN]

9. His Shirley TEMPLE Impersonation Is Dead On

Like when he twists things grotesquely and presents his dastardly interpretation----all so INNOCENTLY.

Like, during the ESTRADA travesty: He was on all the cable circuses saying, "How can the Democrats, who claim to have been pro-minority all these years, oppose this well qualified Hispanic? They are being ANTI-HISPANIC."

He delivers messages like this with Shirley TEMPLE's POUT, and her crying EYEBROWS.

Effing-A-hole.

[iconoclastNYC]

11. Living a life of fake piety does that to you n/t

[Cleita]

12. Maybe he does. He's backing Arnold S. for president you know.

Now if that isn't hypocritical I don't know what is.

[mindem]

13. It's not a hot poker.

It's his head thats up his ass. As with every other right winger these days.

[PurityOfEssence]

14. "He's a card-carrying member of the great legion of the unlaid."

Quoth Lenny Bruce.

Hatch is and looks like the Grinch; he's mean, selfish, theocratic and imperious. This is one very dangerous Mormon.

[porkrind]

15. Mormon & Republican: A toxic mix

just look at Mit Romney for another example of smug hypocrisy and sanctimony taken to it's ultimate. Welcome to Utah, my freinds.

[Hand]

16. Carl Rowan had the best name for him...

"Senator Unctuous of Utah".

:toast:

[Zen Democrat]

17. He spent the weekend with James Guckert.