I nominate Bill Bennet to Head Bush's Social Scurity Gaming Commission

[elehhhhna]

He talks to Jesus and he's a good gambler.

[SoCalDem]

1. I have a logo for their plan

[0007]

2. ...And Lynee Cheney Secretary of the Gaming Commission

[MadHound]

3. What do you mean he's a good gambler

From what I've read and heard, he lost hundreds of thousands of dollars. If we're going to gamble, let's at least use somebody competent, like the World Champion of Poker.

[Justitia]

4. He lost MILLIONS - like around $ 7 million!

Bellagio Las Vegas employee reported to have said (under condition of anonymity):

"We have a word for folks like Bill Bennett, we call them 'losers'".

[elehhhhna]

6. He's perfect for the job, then, from the BA's perspective.

[Jacobin]

7. Actually, it was only $8 million, so stop exagerating

:-)

[patrice]

5. Another walrus.

You've seen them in National Geographic specials: Big and sluggish on land; they role over and squash smaller walrus pups. Their language is barking, snorting, and something like a belch.