caption our fucked up president

[mopaul]

nothing on this side, nothing on the other, just like my brain.

[Kikosexy2]

1. Look ...

no boogers....no cum....it's as blank as my brain...uh, do I have one?..

[kliljedahl]

2. "Ass wipe for an ass wipe"

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[1956]

3. you'll need more toilet paper than this to wipe up all my bullshit!

or, see, my polygraph came clean,
or, see, this is how many votes Kerry really got!

[rkc3]

24. Clean polygraph? How about a clean EEG?

[dogday]

4. Mr. President, you should dipose of that after wiping......

[chelsea0011]

5. How much for my snot on Ebay?

[TahitiNut]

6. "See? The new Presidential Bib! Catches ALL the drool!"

[jojo54]

7. I surrender, Mr. Kerry!!!! You won!!!!!! n/t

[KansDem]

8. "The new US Constitution will be written on this!" (eom)

[Blue Belle]

9. I got your Downing Street Memo right here....

see... no noteworthy/incriminating information!! It's all Liberal Lies!!

[rurallib]

10. This is what Jenna wore butt-dancing

What was it Bill Maher said the other night - the alert was so high in Washington Thursday the Bush twins almost spilled their Margaritas.

[FinallyStartingToWin]

11. "Hey Public, See? There's No One Standing Next To Me. What Are You

Talking About? There's No One Here! My Magical Rove Cloth Makes Everyyything Disappear!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. "An this here's my Prezdenshul Library"

:D

[kliljedahl]

15. It's already done, that's just the collection

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Drat! lol

:D

[FreedomAngel82]

13. What the hell??

:crazy:

[Kurovski]

14. " Here's my pony trick-towel!"

[jimshoes]

17. Here is my take

[leftofthedial]

18. the middle class

now you see it, now you don't

[BringEmOn]

19. "alakazam! Your Social Security disappears!"

[Cleita]

20. Eh, toro, aqui, aqui!

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Operation Matador!!!

Mission Accomplished!

[City of Mills]

22. The Bush Doctrine Logo

Y'all like the PNAC flag?

[Bluebear]

23. PRESTO, CHANG-O! The Constitution is now a blank slate!

[marzipanni]

25. "Whole cloth. You know, the reasons we went to war in Iraq

were made out of this stuff."

[kodi]

26. "see this? its silk, i use it to wipe my ass."

.

[kodi]

27. "see this? its silk, i use it to wipe my ass."

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