The Great Web Bushit Generator!

[Adamocrat]

My partner has waded through countless Repuke pontifications to create this Bushit Generator. KKKarl Rove couldn't do a better job at coming up with so many completely bullshit terms to "empower conservative initiative". Please check it out for us, and give us some feedback. (New Bushit suggestions are ALWAYS appreciated!)

http://www.duh.org/bullshit.html

Cheers,
ADAM

[alexwcovington]

1. "Cut-back liberal insecurity"

Maybe that's a good thing! :P

[slackmaster]

2. I find your sign offensive

Seriously, suggesting that GWB is anywhere near a Nazi is over the top.

I call a Godwin's Law foul and respectfully request that you remove it from public view.

[T Wolf]

3. I disagree with you, slackmaster.

The camps are not in full operation yet, except for the one we know about in Cuba.

However, the parallels to THE RISE OF HITLER (rather than the end result) are too striking to ignore. We do so at our own peril.

[Adamocrat]

4. My perspective...

As a gay man, what Bush and his Reich wish to do to me and people like me is no less dangerous or destructive than pure Nazism. It is akin to the same mistreatment and vilification that Hitler imposed on the Jews. They just haven't finished pre-heating the oven yet.

That is my perspective. If the mods ask me to remove it, I'll be happy to do so. I'm not trying to be snide, but I do feel very strongly about Bush's abuse of the Gay Community. If we don't stand up against his tyranny now, we won't know what hit us when they start loading us up for KKKamp X-Ray.

Regards,
ADAM


Edit: Typo

[LTR]

5. My God! This thing works!

Wesley Clark will crush the shrub = share humanitarian peace

Karl Rove eats babies = defend military tax cuts

Bush went AWOL = weed out partisan spending

I read Democratic Underground every day! = instill moral opportunity

Freepers are a bunch of dumb, ignorant rednecks = change un-American agendas

Bill Clinton was America's greatest president = weed out French insecurity

Where's Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein? = empower Reagan-era security

Where's Waldo? = protect heroic traditions

Would you like to super-size that? = promote heroic education (this is my favorite!)

fo shizzle ma nizzle = protect homeland heritage

Rush Limbaugh has anal warts = invest in American funding

Vikings are 3-0! = change biased spending

I like Howard Dean = stimulate family aid

jhblkjghklhgfgb;ouhgpuyvbliyg = stop domestic threats

Go fuck yourself = remove partisan taxes

[Adamocrat]

6. fo shizzle ma nizzle = protect homeland heritage

I love that one! Republicans use the term "heritage" as code for their institutionalized racism.

Cheers,
ADAM

[duh_org]

7. Well, technically, you didn't have to enter anything.

Just hit the "make bushit" button. It's randomized.

Though some of your tests make me wonder. Maybe your Web browser was not completely random after all, and there's some deeper force at work. After all, that party did pretty much hose the entire IT industry....

[duh_org]

8. Bugfix added for Netscape 6

Those of you who asked, there's a fix now in place for the sometimes-gives-javascript-error problem.

You should upgrade to Netscape 7 -- much more stable. Not to say that this wasn't a script bug, though.... B-)

[Adamocrat]

9. Kick

For the nightshift. Feedback appreciated.