world conquerors throughout history have had really tiny weenies

[mopaul]

certain male monkeys have been observed displaying erections as a sign of male dominance, and certain other male mammals have been seen simulating copulation on other males as a show of dominance and superiority.

and all through human history there have been men who sought to conquer the world. they had great success, and great failures too, but through it all, they valiantly made there points. (pun intended)

Genghis khan, chairman mao, hitler, stalin, desoto, columbus, cortez, napolean, cheney, rumsfeld, bush, and all the republican authors of the brave new plan for the new american century are making up for a severe mammalian male inadequacy.

the same type of men drive hummers painted with flag motif, and own stockpiles of guns, and invade nations and kill thousands and spend trillions and talk big and they all have little, bitty, tiny, pitiful weenies and they've just GOT to prove otherwise no matter how many people have to die.

[demnan]

1. That's why our next President should be a woman

And I don't mean that is a specific plug for Hilliary, but . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

2. All humor is rooted firmly in truth

Indeed, we humans are animals and our animal traits do, indeed, come to the fore.

[sybylla]

3. Leave it to you to say what no one else will in a way

that only you can, mopaul.

I wholeheartedly agree. B-)

And I love your latest photoshop.

[mopaul]

7. it took a man to say it

if a woman had said it, all the men would be outraged.

[teenagebambam]

4. Please....

....don't impugn all of us modestly-emdowed men in one fell swoop. Some of us are kind and good, and drive economical cars.

[mopaul]

5. (oh-sorry there bambam)

i didn't mean you per se...for years i drove a compact, and now i mainly take the bus.

[dutchdemocrat]

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[mopaul]

8. teeny weenie kick