Karl Rove & Fox News want this Story; "A busload of 6th graders missing"

[Botany]

With the following parts:

* Cute White Kids from a red state are missing
* They were on their way to a young Christians for Christ meet up
* Some had freckles, pig tails, and a pair of twins were involved
* They also had a lap pup w/ them ...... "Mr. Bouncer"
* Iranians who are french speaking and gay are thought to be behind it
* A liberal French judge let the Iranians out of prison
* Laura Bush is sponsoring a (insert color of your choice) ribbon
program ...... "Until the Christ Kids come back, the ribbons stay
up."
* Fox news will do a 24/7 broadcast from the scene of "America's Loss"
* Troops in Iraq will mass on the Iranian border to "fight for the children."
* bush will have a national talk to the country speech ...... He will cry and
pray ..... "For God's goodness to help him in our hour of need."

:bounce:

[Debi]

1. We must stop what we are doing (it doesn't matter anyway)

and find those poor children! :crazy:

[KurtNYC]

2. needs a missing pregnant blonde bride in a coma

then you have it all covered

[GiovanniC]

4. Can the Missing Pregnant Blonde Bride in a Coma

touch the little children inappropriately? Because THEN we'll have all the bases covered.

[KurtNYC]

9. Silly me - forgot the LeTourneau/Jackson angle!

D'oh

[Jackpine Radical]

32. No. Her opportunist husband who wants to abort her pregnancy

and use the fetus for stem cell research and end her life support is the one who touched the pigtailed twins inappropriately. He's gay by the way.

[rkc3]

3. This would go a long way to supporting their idea

of Christian persecution in this country.

[kenny blankenship]

5. I don't like it

seems to me you let the atheists off the hook. What about their involvement?

[Debi]

6. They want to pull the preg-blond-brides feeding tube n/t

[Botany]

8. OK

So you want them to be held @ an atheist "safe house" the
same house that produced e coli laced bean sprouts which
caused the blond mother to be to slip in a coma as she was
singing in the church choir?

[kenny blankenship]

31. Knowing exactly what they did

is less important to me than punishing them and seeing to it they can't do it again. You have the Big Red One and the Marines poised to chastise those turbanned terrarsts in Iran, and that's well and good. But this overlooks the central role of the enemy within. The enemy without has never been strong enough to hurt us without the aid and direction of the enemy within: the Godless libural atheist! No war on terror can be effective without dealing with them first.

Once we have them safely in the camps we can find out what they did. They'll confess to all their crimes over the decades. Re-enlist Pfc. Lynndie England and tell her to get her boots on because the dog needs walkin'!
And this time there'll be no chance for them to go run and cry to the ACLU, unless they're on the same cell row, because the ACLU is going in first.

[kliljedahl]

36. Don't forget they poisoned the water supply

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[BOSSHOG]

7. Missing in a neighborhood where known pedophiles live

Oh wait, that would mean christian conservatives would be suspect. Sorry. I'll rewrite the script.

[jmcon007]

10. Latest news......

Bus tire tracks leading into dark forest form image of 'weeping Christ'. Ebay alerted.

[oscar111]

16. distraction , distraction eom

xxxx

[Sydnie]

11. I'm sure the Christian meetup involved

praying for Edgar Ray.

[dogday]

12. A Known Motorcycle Cult Gang Is In The Area

Oh yes cult members on bikes, that's a good twist...

[Botany]

13. This just in .....

...... links to al Qaeda have been found.

[Sydnie]

15. ... have been found in Aruba. n/t

[Botany]

17. so the girl in Aruba was ....

.... just the first strike?

Damn them any way .... Why do they hate America?

:rofl:

[jmcon007]

14. unclear as to Bill Clinton's location at moment bus went missing...

[Botany]

18. He is too slick to be a hands person ....

..... where is Ken Starr?
Only he can save the kids!

[oscar111]

19. Ransom note from Clinton eom

xxx

[oscar111]

20. Falwell: RAPTURE will happen in stages: this is

stage one

[ikri]

21. oh come on!

Obviously the bus was forced from traveling on the main roads to avoid Clinton's penis which has now grown to such proportions in the minds of babbling neo-cons that it can be seen from near earth orbit

[Debi]

27. nor could we find his pants n/t

[leveymg]

22. Add a ticking nuclear bomb and you have yourself a story.

Submit it here:

[RandomKoolzip]

23. In other news, Tom Cruise denounces the use of buses.

"Why weren't those kids using their e-meters at the time of their kidnapping? Don't they know that great god Xenu can transport them from one place to another without the use of public transportation?!"

Then he jumped up on Matt Lauer's couch, screaming "I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!"

[Botany]

24. Katie Holmes was in on this too?

This is big!

:rofl:

[Ishoutandscream2]

25. BEST...POST... EVER

I'm laughing so hard at this and all the replies. Thanks for brightening a dark day!!!

[ComerPerro]

26. OMG!!! White Kids! Christians! Ribbons! The French!

What a story


:sarcasm:

Can't wait.

Thanks for the heads up

[Botany]

28. Toby Keith has recorded a CD to help raise $ for the Christ Kids .....

...... "Come Back Mr. Bouncer"

I sittin' my back yard .....
(with tears for my dawg)
they fall hard.

My little lab pup
even after a hard day
his wagging picks me up.

Please God from up in the
sky ......
Please, Oh Please don't let
Mr. Bouncer Die.

[fla nocount]

29. Bus hi-jacked while waiting at Amtrack station. n/t

[Roland99]

30. NBC or ABC this morning did a piece on 3 newly missing white boys

Didn't take long to fill in the gap from the boy scout.

[Sydnie]

33. Live Update

There have been no new developments ...

[Botany]

34. Fox news in now reporting that the the "terrorists behind this .....

..... awful crime also forged the DSM."

Think of the children and the puppy when you pray tonight. Also missing
are 2 20 year old students from Liberty University who were also on the
trip. President bush has called in the FBI and some prayer warriors in the
search for "Christ's Children in Danger."

[RevCheesehead]

35. using an IBM selectric, no doubt.

Damn, Dan Rather was in on it, too. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

38. Yes Gay Iranian French Speaking Terrorists ......

..... they will do anything ..... just like Rove.

[RevCheesehead]

39. So Jimmy-Jeff is involved too, eh?

:shrug: who knew? (gay Iranian French-speaking terrorist) :rofl:

[Chichiri]

37. Classic!

Nominated for greatest -- one more!