An open letter to Karl Rove

[mtnsnake]

"THE REVEREND ELTON JONES
The Rescue Mission
Dakota, IA 6/24/05


Dear Mr Rove:

Perhaps you have heard of me and my nationwide campaign in the cause of temperance. Each year for the past fourteen, I have made a tour of Florida and southern Georgia, up through Indiana, Iowa, and Illinois and have delivered a series of lectures on the evils of drinking & drug abuse. On this tour I have been accompanied by my young friend, Clyde Lindstrome. Clyde, a young man of good family and excellent background, is a pathetic example of a life ruined by excessive indulgence in whiskey and drugs.

Clyde would appear with me at the lectures and sit on the platform, wheezing and staring at the audience through bleary, bloodshot eyes, sweating profusely, picking his nose, passing gas, and making obscene gestures, while I would point him out as an example of what over-indulgence can do to a person.

Last spring, unfortunately, Clyde died. A mutual friend has given me your name and I wonder if you would be available to take Clyde’s place on my fall tour?

Yours in faith,

Reverend Elton Jones
RESCUE MISSION"

[smirkymonkey]

1. That's priceless, although I think W

might be a better replacement! :evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

2. An oldie but a goodie.

:thumbsup:

[mtnsnake]

4. haha, yeah it is that for sure

It's a great prank using that letter on a "friend" and changing the name of the intended "victim". Makes them not feel so good, if ya know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[louis-t]

3. Any letter I would write to Rove would simply say:

Fuck you, fuck fuck yer fuckin' fuck/fuck you weasely little fuck bastard. And fuck the fuckin' fuck who brought yer fuckin'shit ass little fuck to fuck the fuckin' fucker. You fuck.

[mtnsnake]

5. Now THAT is some ingenious wording!

LOL!!