Cheney hospitalized?

[DemBeans]

Interesting bit on the HuffPost:

Is Cheney Alright?
I just landed at Vail airport, right next to the Vice President’s Gulfstream jet (actually, there were two Vice Presidential planes, not one... how much of an entourage does one VP need?). He’s here to speak at the World Forum at Beaver Creek, sponsored by the American Enterprise Institute, and held, of course, behind closed doors. The guy sent to pick me up by the Vail Valley Institute (where I’m speaking) told me that he had seen the VP’s motorcade speed towards the local hospital. Being an intrepid HuffPost reporter, I asked him to take me straight there. Upon our arrival, we encountered a high level of security -- and a lot of zipped lips: “We cannot tell you anything,” “No comment,” “That information is not available...” But one hospital staffer, obviously not schooled in the secretive ways of Cheney, let it slip: “He’s no longer here”. And since you cannot “no longer” be someplace you’ve never been, we can deduce -- though not confirm -- that Cheney did, in fact, pay a visit to the local hospital. The reason? Over to you AP...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com

[htuttle]

1. He probably just had to pick up a few pints of blood for dinner

[tk2kewl]

3. LOL

:rofl:

[Goldeneye]

4. ah, shit.

:rofl:

[bahrbearian]

5. Damn, you beat me to it.

[tk2kewl]

2. you sure the loose lipped staffer didn't say

"he's no longer with us"? :shrug:

[DemBeans]

6. oh, to dream

[Joey Liberal]

7. I hope its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silver10]

8. I can't speak for God ...

But I'd hate to be him and have to meet my maker.

[Johnny Noshoes]

14. If there is no god

than he'll find out that unpleasant truth just as the last of the O2 in his brain runs out and "bink" its all over. Now if there is a god than surely the creator will pinch off ole Dicky's head and toss it into hell so the demons can play soccer with it for eternity.

[cynatnite]

9. I want the guy out of office...not dead

Well, in jail would be nice.

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[cynatnite]

13. Jail is preferable

At least then I'd know he would be paying for his crimes.

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[cynatnite]

19. We've come a long ways, haven 't we?

:sarcasm:

[GardeningGal]

11. Interesting.....Cheney's in Vail

Vail is not normally a destination recommended for people with heart problems. I think it's because of the altitude and thin air. Must be an important speaking engagement to send him there.

[Dover]

12. Did he show up for his speech?

Wonder what kinda fuel economy he gets on that ticker?

[gratuitous]

16. It's tradition

Every time a crime family starts looking shaky, all the Dons check in at their local hospital to get outfitted with wheelchairs and oxygen masks so they can play the "sick old man" role and his handlers can demand why the heartless prosecutor is hounding a sick old man. Cheney's just getting his O2 tank and wheelchair ready.

[ClintonTyree]

17. Essence transplant..........

the essence of 15 virgins was condensed and pumped into Cheney's diseased, dying, bloodstream to keep him alive for another week. Cheney is one of the undead, and must have virgin blood to sustain him.

Hey, it's possible! :shrug:

[DS1]

18. First ever esophagal fecal impaction.

Betcha.

[warrior1]

21. Lying will kill you

.

[jimshoes]

23. Ick

:puke:

[Vickers]

20. Gee, look at who one of the American Enterprise Institute's "Scholars..."

"...and Fellows" is:

Mrs. Tricky Dick

:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

Must be some lesbian novelist front operation. That must be why they don't mention The Novel in her list of published works.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Maybe he's getting the C. M. Burns "cheating death" treatment.

Was he glowing when he was released?

Good morning... starshine...

:evilgrin:

[Maiden England]

24. Its morally objectionable to wish harm on another human being!

Even if you really hate them...


Which is why personally I'm really glad Cheney is a evil bloodsucking toerag vampire. I bet his defib malfunctioned again when it tried to restart a heart he didn't have....

:evilgrin:

Although personally I doubt he runs on blood, I'd say its more like oil. When he gets rushed to the closest exxon, then I'll get my funeral togs out and start dusting 'em down

[leesa]

25. Going for the sympathy hospital visit. I doubt this freak even HAS a

heart problem. I think it's just one more scam from BushCo. How else could he get away with being the invisible operative all the time?