"Join Arnold" in the Triumph of the Nitwit Will (Adult Content)

[thebigidea]

Ahrhgh! After living in California for a few years (and intending to go back realsoonlike), it absolutely infuriates me to see this absolute idiot that I grew up mocking somehow almost find his way into power. The Party of Family Values strikes again.

"Cohagen! You got what you want! Give dis people air!"
- Total Recall

[thebigidea]

1. cropped... for your convenience and lack of upset stomach

[Robin Hood]

2. lol..Good work.

Let's bring my penis back...I love it. I have a feeling that he may be in need of some viagra.

[thebigidea]

3. I treasure my unannounced, after-hours visit to JOIN ARNOLD campaign HQ

said the place stunk of Karl Rove. They called my friends and I "Democrats" as if it were some horrendous slur. Much hilarity ensued.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Have I told you you are better for my spirits than a drink?

Thanks. Goodnight.

[thebigidea]

5. this kind of stuff almost makes me wish I were a drinker

that sloppy spectacle is best avoided.

I regret not turning to the Austrian Asshole earlier - I will now fire away with the stuff taken from ARNOLD campaign HQ. UGH!

[thebigidea]

6. hmmm... I need to do something with TOTAL RECALL samples

SOME GUY: "You're a hero."

ARNOLD WITH NO EMOTION: "Fuck you."

[blm]

9. nsma, I am so glad you chimed in here.

thebigidea has had me as a fan for almost 2 years now.

[thebigidea]

10. pretty soon, you'll qualify for my line of collector's plates

note: not all plates rise in value. Some will fall.

Especially the Bill O'Reilly plate.

[thebigidea]

11. order now! operators are standing by...

get the tote bag! read the Bantam novelization! Buy the soundstrack on Scotti Bros records:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/noisespew.html

[blm]

12. Yes, please...sign me up...

I want the whole series. Do you advertise in PARADE? ;))))))

[thebigidea]

13. next month we'll be running our special SEX-DRENCHED REPUBLICAN series

in WEEKLY READER...

[thebigidea]

17. if you'll act now, you'll get a free EROTIC NACHMAN DOORMAT

[thebigidea]

19. soooo nice to see him disgraced...

[thebigidea]

14. edit - ack, why am I doubleposting everything?

no, folks - not unseemly self-promotion - but a strange, upsetting technical glitch. or an undercooked potato. or an austrian jammed in the keyboard.

meanwhile:

[thebigidea]

7. hmm, I think the "Pumping is Better Than Cumming" thing needs to be used..

but... HOW?

[thebigidea]

8. JOIN ME! "Lets do it. Lets move to Mars."

[thebigidea]

15. new one - EEK!

FIGURE 23975235. IN WHICH TURD BLOSSOM ADVISES EARNEST APPLICATION OF FAMILY VALUES. COCAINE OPTIONAL.

[thebigidea]

16. a more official version

[thebigidea]

18. that expression is just so wrong in so many ways