The New Women's Movement (stop having sex with Republicans)

[donsu]

http://buzzflash.com/mailbag/05/10/mai05283.html

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Subject: The New Women's Movement

Last Week, George Bush nominated Harriet Miers, his former personal attorney, to ascend to the Supreme Court. This was met with horror by Paleo-conservatives, who felt that she had no track record of core conservative values. Religious conservatives were also aghast that she was not a known foe of women's reproductive rights.

This all seemed like a huge gaff until James Dobson, noted leader of Focus on the Family and outer of Spongebob Squarepants, assured his listeners that she was their kind of people. (wink, wink)

So, if Harriet Miers is confirmed as the next Supreme Court Justice we can only assume that Roe v. Wade will be revisited with predictable results. Dark days are upon us, but do not fear.

I am again proposing a compromise in which a woman can keep her right to choose whether or not to have a child while simultaneously, drastically reducing abortions. It does not involve drugs, adoption or surgery and is in keeping with moral Christian values.

Ladies, Stop Having Sex With Republicans!

You can do this! Form support groups. Create witty sayings like "Friends don't let friends screw Republicans." Let's see which head the likes of Clarence Thomas, and Anton Scalia are actually thinking with.

To paraphrase Nike...

Just Don't Do It!

Paul Skogstrom
Northeastern United States

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and stop cooking, cleaning, and laundering them.

[abluelady]

1. Can I Be A Member????

[serryjw]

27. I'm a founding member!

n/t

[Richard D]

2. The only part that is missing . . .

. . . is that women should then have more sex with (us) democrats. Good idea, no?

[zanne]

21. This assumes that women find it easy to go without sex.

Not true.

[mhr]

28. Sexless For Years Now - American Woman Are Clueless

In my humble opinion.

[dkofos]

3. I volunteer to run the support groups

[tularetom]

4. That may not work

According to Bill Maher last night, republicans don't have sex anyway, so how the fuck would they know its being withheld?

[donsu]

15. actually the kind of sex the Repubs have is the kind that has to be

hidden

[nashville_brook]

5. LYSISTRATA LIVES!

sex with a republican is too disgusting to even think about.

[rzemanfl]

6. Another person with some education in classical antiquity. n/t

[nashville_brook]

10. guilty as charged...one of my all-time favorite "great books"

i was amazed in college at how "modern" the greeks were. this play really did it for me.

there was an activist group not too long ago that produced Lysistrata across the US. what a great "action." we need an Aristophanes for our age.

[Iris]

40. Yes! I remember reading about that - it was shortly after the US invad-

ed Iraq, wasn't it?

[lildreamer316]

39. Wow. Thanks for the reminder.

You know what........that is a DAMN GOOD ANALOGY. We might need to run with that later. Hmmmmmm............

Oh, and a really good stripper name.:evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

58. I was just thinking this.

I feel sorry for anyone who desires sex but would have to go without because they live in areas populated only with Republicans.

[MuseRider]

7. The very thought

of having sex with a Republican turns me cold as ice!

[put out]

42. Never, never, never. If I unwittingly did in my callow youth,

May I be forgiven?

You'll like this. A man I went on two dates with before the truth started getting told, found out there was no way there would be a third. He whined, "I'd just like to find a really smart conservative woman".

I about fell out of my chair. Sweety, they are rarer than hen's teeth. I wondered sometimes if he ever found the elusive smart conservative woman. snicker

[TerdlowSmedley]

8. If only this brilliant idea had come along 15 years ago,

I could have avoided the suburban tedium that is now my life. Never too late, I suppose.

[nashville_brook]

11. this brilliant idea came along in 411 B.C.

[Olney Blue]

9. I presume that Paul Skogstrom is a Democrat!

:evilgrin:

[MaineDem]

12. A very OLD women's movement

This way of thinking has been around for centuries.

[StellaBlue]

14. Lysistrata

http://www.temple.edu/classics/lysistrata.html

"The plot is about as simple as it gets: Athenian women, fed up with the Peloponnesian War, barricade themselves in the Acropolis and go on a sex strike to force their husbands to vote for peace with Sparta."

[Nikki Stone 1]

13. How about men? Stop having sex with Republican women--and Log Cabin types

As usual, even liberal men put all responsibility on the female. Take some responsibility for your own penises, guys. Keep them out of Republicans.

[donsu]

16. right on

nt

[clichemoth]

20. Well, of course it goes for us, too . . .

But what gay man with respect would fuck one of those confused, self-loathing, Faux watching Repuke closet cases anyway?

And Republican women . . . B'gak! NO! That's a centipede bite hazard!

[Nikki Stone 1]

45. The right body and a Dem might forget s/he is a Pug

Don't drink and cruise!

[nookiemonster]

54. Agreed.

James Carville, it's your turn.

lol

[HeeBGBz]

17. Never planned on having sex with a Repuke

No problem there.

[neebob]

18. I'm totally down with not screwing Republicans, but

I'm confused about how it helps us keep our right to choose. Maybe it's all the albacore tuna I've been eating.

[seabeyond]

19. thank GOD hubby voted kerry, walked away from repug party

after repugs stole election, and his friends family and fellow repugs sat and did nothing until so disgusted with his own party, he refuses to ever be a part again

oh joy

k....
no sex to repug

[ebayfool]

22. ROTFLMFAO! Been on that wagon for years now!

Guess what - you don't miss anything either! Unenlightened, unimaginative, underendowed & premature - I'll stick w/the fellas that know how to row the boat anyday ... dems are, ummmm, !

[TahitiNut]

23. I wish we all could stop getting fucked by Republicans!

:shrug:

[MelissaB]

26. LMAO! I agree.

:rofl:

Now we have to figure out how we are getting fucked without fucking in return.

[kestrel91316]

24. NOOOOOO! The BF is a Republican!

But he's less religious than my cats, and more of a Libertarian than a true RWer. No taint of fundie-ism, lol.

[spooky3]

25. For real impact, this message should be sent to farm animals!

[Kurovski]

32. LOL!!!

:thumbsup:

[Neil Lisst]

29. You laugh, but ...

I agree with this.

I couldn't have sex with a woman who is a fan of Bush, just couldn't get the thought out of my head, and that would ruin it for me. In fact, a former girlfriend falls into that category. The last time I saw her was the first three months of the Bush administration, and hearing her say "my president" made me want to barf.

yuck

[Kurovski]

34. It's like the episode of "Curb your Enthusiasm"

where Larry was given a wedding anniversary present: have one time sex with the woman of your choice.

After finally deciding on the one, he is in her dressing room, getting a move on and suddenly spots a framed portrait of George w. Bush she has placed on a table..

And with that, Mr. Happy takes the Southbound.

[BrklynLiberal]

35. That is exactly what came to mind for me too....

[Kurovski]

38. Well then clearly I have a great mind,

because we're thinking alike. Is that how the saying goes?

It was one of the many unforgettable story lines "Enthusiasm" brings to us. :-)

[Neil Lisst]

50. Word.

I've never loathed any politician like I do Bush. He's so nothing propped up as something.

[arewenotdemo]

51. OMG! "My president"!

Too funny.

[porphyrian]

30. ...and be really open about how you're screwing liberals.

Twist that knife. Talk extensively about your encounters in public near the bastards. Openly display affection for your liberal partner. That'll show the fuckers...

[stepnw1f]

31. Do Republicans Have Sex?

Awww... creepy, man!

[Nimrod2005]

33. I would never have sex with a Republican

Never...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

36. Sex With Repugs.....

Naaaaaassssty!

:puke:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. Sex With Repugs.....

Naaaaaassssty!

:puke:

[AspenRose]

41. Um....ok

I'll tell my husband tonight. No more sex.

:eyes:

[jazzjunkysue]

43. Ok. Now give me a hard one.

[LynnTheDem]

59. Ummm...

rotfl!

[MoonRiver]

44. OMG, LOL!

What a great idea! Hit the bastards where it hurts (so to speak :D)! I'm married to a raging liberal so no problem here. But hey, there are a lot of unattached women who need this kind of guidance! :thumbsup:

[TorchTheWitch]

46. First someone wants to control my reproduction

and now someone wants to control who I fuck.

So, how is it not ok that Republicans can tell me what to do with my uterus but it is ok that supposed Democrats can tell me what to do with my vagina?

And to think there are so many people here who think this is a good idea even smuggly proclaiming they would never fuck a Republican. Just how is that any different from Republicans smuggly proclaiming they would never have an abortion and think it's ok because of that to try to control whether or not anyone else does?

You don't want to fuck a Republican? Fine. Then don't. But do NOT tell me who I will or won't fuck because what I do or don't do with my vagina is my business, and I'll do what I damn well please with it because it is MINE... just as my uterus is.

Now excuse me while I go fuck a Republican till he's a dried up husk and will be babbling like an idiot for a week after he crawls out of my house on his hands and knees with his pants wrapped around his ankles begging for mercy... he'll never get a bang like that from any uptight puritan Repuke, that's for sure.

[rppper]

47. why waste all that on some ass-hat repuke......

thats the question here...damn...come knock on my door for goodness sake....give it to someone who will appreciate it and cherish it...oh, and someone who will last longer than 5 minuetes and give back as good as he gets!!!

[TorchTheWitch]

53. there you go telling me who I should fuck

Don't you get it? I'll fuck who I want, and it's nobody's damn business who, when or why I chose to fuck! And since when does someone's politics determine their sexual performance or even whether or not I'm sexually interested in them? Why do you imagine that Republicans are sexually inadequate? Come to think of it, the absolute worst lay I ever had was a tree-hugging liberal.

And no, I would never fuck you seeing as how you as you're more controling then any Republican I ever knew. I never knew a Republican that wanted to control who or why I screwed... except for themselves... but it's obvious you are no better on that score considering you think I should fuck you, too (and because of your politics, no less!).

[U4ikLefty]

56. Lighten fucking up! It's just a suggestion...not like overturning Roe!!!

You seem to be protesting too much. No one is trying to control your "forbidden"/Repulican sex-partners.

Now I know how Strom Thurmond got off all these years...ewww!!!

[rppper]

60. oh please , give it a rest.....

if you can't see the tounge in cheek-ness of the post, then you deserve to fuck all the republicans you can fit in your bed. you have some issues...i guess that lousy tree hugging liberal must have scared you for life. and don't assume i am controlling...i am quite easy going. if you read it for what it was, it was a stab at humor in that it was an invite not a demand...apparently you have trouble differentiating the two...probably due to your issue with sorry in bed tree hugging liberals i suspect. i was never telling you who you should fuck, i just said why waste it on some imaginary republican...it was humor...nothing more. but now you have to go and make personal attacks, well, i can play too... your post suggests you have anger issues freud would blush at and issues with liberal men in general...fine...i change my mind...i wouldn't fuck you either...you're waaaaaay to uptight, angry and probably not all that great to begin with. go fuck some knuckle dragger, i really don't give a rats ass one way or the other, but don't resort to implying that i am this or that...i implied nothing about you in my first post..hell, i thought it was some kind of sarcastic statement to be honest....but now i see you for what you are...apparently....a miserable, angry, morose, self loathing woman using sex as a weapon. flame away....

[WritingIsMyReligion]

63. Are we telling you who to fuck?

No. I didn't think so. 'Tis a JOKE. If a wildfire femmie like me can get it, anyone can.

[Gronk Groks]

52. Do you know of any Republicans with trapeze sets...

...in the bedroom??? Neither do I...Democrats are just more fun!!!

[TorchTheWitch]

55. Two

except one has his in the basement. And no, Demorcrats aren't necessarily more fun at all. There's plenty of Republicans out there who are a lot more kinky then most Dems I know. Maybe you'd know that if you weren't so polically snobbish as to cancel out a Republican from you're list of who to do.

I can't believe the shit I'm reading here... Republicans are unloving, are inadequate sexual performers, non-kinky... all because of their being Republican (and you're certain of this even though you won't fuck them)... wow, the very definition of bigot.

[Gronk Groks]

62. Take it easy Torch...

...apparently you enjoy flaming. This seems to be a "fun" sort of post with no deeper meaning. Frankly most of us are simply expressing our anger over possibly losing a woman's right to control her own body.

If you enjoy sex with reThugs, be my guest!!! This is America and we have the right to do whoever we want to.

If you come up pregnant though, don't expect the reThugs to allow you to have the decision over becoming a parent. They will make THAT decision for you.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

64. Cheesh.

Talk about UPSETTING... you must like your Repugs, or something.

[KamaAina]

48. In other news, Viagra sales plummet by 95 percent

it's the only thing that allows repukes to cut it :evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

65. LOL! nt

[readmoreoften]

49. Easy for me. I'm a lesbian.

It's not easy finding lesbian republicans. Not saying there aren't a few out there, but they are few and far between-- especially here in NYC.

[Hubert Flottz]

57. You ladies are all wet...(no pun intended)

Have you not noticed the way the idiot in chief is constantly FUKKKing the dog,(intrercour$ing the K-9)(pumping the pooch)down at the ranch, or somewhere safe in the hurricane torn south? Pubbies are too lazy to care about anyone else anyway.

The pubbies have Bob Dole's high octane Viagra to munch on and Jeffy Lube, Pootey-Poot and cash money to lust after!

[dcfirefighter]

61. I'm a democrat

in case anyone's wondering.