If Cheney resigns, could he become a porn actor?

[Poiuyt]

It looks like he could do some serious damage with that thing:


from http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/

[Arkana]

1. "...and that's how I threw up my innards."

[undeterred]

2. I don't think his heart is up to it

Maybe he could be a body double or something :shrug:

[DanCa]

5. Cheney's heart problem is that he doesn't use it. (nt)

[abbeyco]

3. Um, no - there's not enough pay to do him!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[salinen]

4. Dicky "the wad"

[mcctatas]

6. Thats not his willy silly...

it's a colostomy bag:evilgrin:

[Captain Hilts]

22. He's wearing 'Depends'. nt

[TahitiNut]

25. Clearly, he's catheterized.

He's probably lost prostate funtion.

[karlrschneider]

7. They're always looking for fluffers

Oh, wait, I don't think that would work very well...
:evilgrin:

[jrthin]

8. I think his bladder

control panties are in a bunch.

[emulatorloo]

9. Weekly World News: DICK CHENEY'S CELLULITE NIGHTMARE -- link here

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61690?printer=1

<snip>

DICK CHENEY'S CELLULITE NIGHTMARE
THEY SAY HE WEARS THE PANTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- & it's a good thing!

By NED STACK

THIS IS the photograph the White House and Second Lady Lynne Cheney didn't want you to see: Vice President Dick Cheney in a skimpy Speedo swimsuit with his cellulite popping out all over the place.

That's right, cellulite. Cheney is one of a handful of men who are cursed with unsightly and embarrassing "cottage cheese thighs," an affliction that victimizes one in three women over the age of 25 but just one in a million of the guys.

"Honey, he's got it bad," says the disgruntled White House secretary who leaked the explosive photo to Weekly World News after Cheney -- who often hurls epithets at other men on the floor of the U.S. Senate and in church -- told her to "F@#% off, ho," when she asked him for the time as they passed in a hall.

<snip>

[Chi-Town Exile]

10. LMAO!! C'mon guys, I just ate dinner! eom

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. eewww that picture always makes me want to puke

Is it real or photoshopped?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Appears to be a catheter bag, although a little high for a

leg bag, but I suppose that works better when wearing suit pants and sitting. He may be incontinent, or he may have a a catheter that goes directly into his bladder. There could be a variety of reasons for this.

[emulatorloo]

13. Weekly World News: CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL -- link here

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61680?printer=1



<snip>

Veep Barely Worked His Way Through College ...
CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS


By MARK MILLER

Most Americans are very familiar with Vice President Dick Cheney's distinguished career as a businessman and public servant -- but much less familiar with his work as a nude artist's model!

Before entering politics, Cheney put himself through college at the University of Wyoming by dropping his drawers for several local artists and sculptors.

"Oh sure, I remember him. He modeled for me for nearly two years," recalls retired sculptor Lorraine Feinbaum. "Of course, back then he went by the name 'Big Dick Cheney,' as he was rather, um, well-endowed -- which put him in great demand."

<snip>

[GRLMGC]

14. The sad thing is

that if he did, I'd watch it out of sheer curiosity :spank:

[undeterred]

15. Its his weapon of mass destruction

:shrug:

[Carni]

17. It must be obsolete because no nation or entity wants THAT

ACK!

[Carni]

16. My sources say...

NO! (YUCK!)

[insane_cratic_gal]

18. Dick will give Dirk Diggler

a run for his .. ah money..

That or Halliburton took out a contract on Dick's anatomy.

[oregonindy]

19. dude the guys heart is so bad if he did get excited he'd croak...

[Straight Shooter]

20. Coming soon on DVD: "The Big Dick and His Viagra Vixens"

Warning: Do not eat anything at least 1 hour before watching. :P

[jillan]

21. Why are you looking THERE on Cheney?

His probably his colostomy bag that needs to be changed.

YUCKO.

[ladjf]

23. His porn movie would be used by mental health professionals for

"aversion therapy".

[youthere]

24. Well, he IS packin'.

[meisje]

26. Dick "The Bag" Cheney

[w8liftinglady]

27. Unfortunately,he's probably on major beta blockers...

hence-impotent
what you all are looking at is what we refer to "in the business" as "old man's balls".
Just thought you'd like an expert's opinion ;)

[Skinner]

28. Locking. (nt)