I've been talking to God & She thinks bush is a fucking jerk

[mopaul]

bush ain't the only one who talks to god, i hear those voices too. and god and i were conversing just this morning and she says that bush is lying out his ass about her telling him to do things. 'i never told bush to do anything, let alone kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people', she said in a booming voice.

then she told me in a perfect imitation of mahalia jackson's voice that, 'that mutha fucka is goin' down', and i think i know where she means.

[Ioo]

1. Here is proff

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5100335

[babylonsister]

2. Another article along the same lines:

Dear God - Please Stop Talking To George (OpEd Hartford Courant)



Dear God:

As I write this on Thursday, it's been raining in Connecticut for six straight days, so I'm broaching this somewhat cautiously, in the event that you're trying to tell us something.

What the heck - I'm a journalist and a professor and just an all-around curious kind of guy, so I gotta ask.

But do understand that in my asking, it's not like I'm questioning your judgment or your infinite wisdom or your right to hold a conversation with whomever you choose. But dear God, the word here on Earth is you have been holding one-on-one conversations with our president, George W. Bush. In fact, it's been said you and George are on a first-name basis.

So dear God, I gotta ask: Is it true? Have you been talking to George? If so, how is it that of all the people, of all the places in this whole wide world, you happened to pick George?

http://www.courant.com/news/opinion/op_ed/hc-harris1017.artoct17,0,792467.column

Edit to add link

[NNN0LHI]

3. Gods been saying the same thing to me for years man

God told me last year that Bush and his entire regime need to be tried for crimes against humanity. And God is pissed too. God also mentioned something about the people that support Bush's policies but I won't get into that right now. And my God don't lie.

Don

[UTUSN]

4. It's a Fresh Breath to Have You Back, mopaul! n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. Right on!

Jai Ma!

[helderheid]

6. you're back!!

we missed you!!

[purji]

7. She said the same thing to me last week when we had coffee n/t

[FSogol]

8. "God Angrily Clarifies the Thou Shall Not Kill Rule"

My favorite old The Onion headline.

[zbdent]

9. I want to get the bumper sticker: "Jesus Loves You . . .

everybody else thinks you're an a**hole . . ."

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Sing this 666 times and say your Heil Bushco's...

'Wind Up'

Jethro Tull, * 'Aqualung'

When I was young and they packed me off to school
and taught me how not to play the game,
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
or if they said that I was a fool.
So I left there in the morning
with their God tucked underneath my arm --
their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question
and by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines --
how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son
when that was just an accident of Birth.
I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.

http://remus.rutgers.edu/JethroTull/disco.html