D.U. PUZZLER: How did Scooter break bone in his foot?

[wakemewhenitsover]

1. Trying to pry foot out of mouth after lying to Grand Jury?

2. Kicking wall after receiving Fitz's target letter?

3. Trying to get foot in door of Rove's office after ratting him out?

4. Playing footsies with Judy Miller?

[Joanne98]

1. Kicking the wall, after a call from his lawyer.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I vote for #2.

It's actually the most plausible theory.

[Plaid Adder]

5. Yes, I think it's a case of Kyle Farnsworth syndrome. nt

[wakemewhenitsover]

19. Who's Kyle Farnsworth?

[Plaid Adder]

22. Former relief pitcher for the Cubs.

He has now moved on to...Atlanta, I believe. Two seasons ago he put himself on the DL when, after an unfortunate outing on the mound, he went into the dugout and kicked a metal fan, injuring his leg and putting himself out of commission for the rest of the season.

He was a sucky reliever anyway,

The Plaid Adder

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. dick morris really sucks hard

[Dancing_Dave]

4. He tried to kick the #ss of a NY Times reporter!

Just when you think you got 'em under your thumb, they go and give your whole game away!

[EC]

6. He kicked something...

probably after finding out the Administration was throwing him to the wolves...

[Snotcicles]

7. Lets see *ush has new facial bruises hmm

[EC]

8. Oh yeah, forgot about that,

he's always so bruised and scraped up anyway, it's just become the norm...but yeah, maybe Scooter kicked his** bike over with him** on it...dork, wouldn't have been able to stop it from falling and would have nose-dived the pavement, and Scooter would have broken at least a toe...

[Mountainman]

9. He was trying to climb an Aspen tree and slipped and fell.

[greblc]

10. Dick stomped it.

[MichiganVote]

11. Cheney kicked him, I saw him do it. Hey, prove me wrong!

[Arkana]

12. I'm gonna say kicking JimmyJeff cause he used his teeth

if you get my drift.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Faking it, to try and make people feel sorry for him.

Same reason Novak was seen walking with a cane in the video on TV. They learned that old trick from their frivolous lawyers who got rich filing frivolous law suits.

[MrTriumph]

14. While munching a pretzel, feel asleep watching TV & rolled off his sofa

Oh, it seems that lame excuse has been used before to explain severe injuries. Hmm.

[kohodog]

15. Is his dog ok?

[JunkYardDogg]

16. It got stuck in Joe Wilson's Ass and he farted

Then Valerie Plame got him in a Figure 4 Leg Lock
Whoo!

[wovenpaint]

17. I think it was a combination

of stomping his feet and gnashing his teeth whilst having a little tantrum.

:nopity:

[ohio_liberal]

18. He was making a break for the Mexican border

:)

[NewInNewJ.]

20. Scootin over to the Aspens to see Judy.

[wakemewhenitsover]

21. Maybe he tripped over Aspen root 'cause I hear they're connected.