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ray of light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:25 AM
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This is so funny! Check it out!
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LiberalinNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:28 AM
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1. That's really good! LMAO!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:28 AM
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2. Funny and ironic
since the Battle Hymn of the Republic was a song sung by the original Republicans during the Civil War. I don't think any of those folks would recognize their party today.

Here's my two favorite verses:

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:29 AM
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3. That is funny. Thanks
BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS
Submitted by davidswanson on Thu, 2005-10-27 09:58. Activism

By anonymous - landed in my Email

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
The Doofus marches on!
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:30 AM
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4. Battle Hymn of the Republicans...funny nm
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MamaBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 09:46 AM
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5. Good enough to forward!
Thanks. :rofl:
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