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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:48 PM
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Please finish this sentence?
I was walking down the street and saw George W. Bush walking in the opposite direction, I stopped him and said " ".
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:49 PM
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1. You are under arrest eom
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:51 PM
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2. You are such a dumbass.
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:53 PM
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3. Sir, you're going the wrong way. Again.
n/t
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:53 PM
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4. "Fuck you Mr. Cheney"
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:58 PM
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5. Mr President,There Will Always be an Asterisk Under Your Hat
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:59 PM
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6. "May you burn in hell."
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lse7581011 Donating Member (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:59 PM
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7. I'd Hold Up
my Kerry/Edwards see we told you so sign!
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:03 PM
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8. Sorry you tripped over my foot.
I'd help you get up, but hey, personal responsibility has to start somewhere.
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:11 PM
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10. Funny!
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:06 PM
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9. "Shhh..got any coke?"
Want some?
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LunaSea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:12 PM
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11. I'll call the paramedics......
just as soon as I give this pitchfork a few more twists"
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:13 PM
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12. I'd say...
For what you have done to my country, sir, I curse you. May you never know a moments' happiness in this life. May your name be as a hissing in the dark, an evil shunned by all the light forever. May you go to your future lives with the burden of red blood upon you, striving for eternity to wipe your soul clean of the horrors you have inflicted upon the world.

May your God judge you with more love and forgiveness than I, for I have none for you.
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:24 PM
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13. {Applause}
Bravo, bravo! That is how you tell someone off with a smile on your face.

Killing him softly!
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:26 PM
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14. "You're doing a heck of a job, Drunkie!"
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:34 PM
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15. Or "Cokie"!
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 02:34 PM by Tim4319
They're probably interchangeable.
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CanOfWhoopAss Donating Member (776 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:02 PM
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16. I seem to have misplaced my shoe in your @$$. May I have it back please.
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 03:04 PM by CanOfWhoopAss
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