BREAKING: FITZGERALD GOT HIS SHOES SHINED

[Halliburton]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051027/pl_nm/bush_leak_dc

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The prosecutor, who has joked about not looking good in photos, took a short break to walk to nearby Antons barber shop, where he got a shoe shine.

LAST-MINUTE PUSH

"He was very friendly and he looked happy. He was very relaxed," one of the owners of the shop said, adding: "The shoe shine guy doesn't ask questions. Customers have a right to privacy."

A few blocks away, both Rove and Libby reported to work as usual, officials said.
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[Renew Deal]

1. HUGH!!!!!!11111111 He had his RIGHT shoe shined first.

That's the first sign of a freeper.

[Inland]

4. The right shoe, to him...but the left shoe, to the shoe shine man1111

THINK about it! OMG!

[unrepuke]

23. You ALWAYS do the left one last. You can't help it. I'm series, even

if you do the one on the left first -- guess what? Now the other one is left to do...

hyuck hyuck *snort* oh, I crack myself up :7

[Massacure]

2. Why did he do that? It will only get dirty again when he kicks Libby's ass

:rofl:

[CatBoreal]

15. Maybe they put a sealant on the shoes....

...to protect them from all that slime.

[Inland]

27. He wants to leave a nice print of Meltonian Brown on Scooter's pants.

[incapsulated]

3. This means multiple indictments, for sure.

Prove me wrong.

[highplainsdem]

5. Well, it's certain, then. Indictments tomorrow.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Means he's going to have a press conference

to announce indictments. He wanted to look good for the occasion. Has anyone seen him come out of the dry cleaners yet?

[FreedomAngel82]

32. Nice

He wants to look good for his fans. ;)

[emulatorloo]

7. WHY DID HE AVOID GETTING A HAIRCUT!??! THIS MEANS NO INDICTMENTS!111

I mean, he was right there at the barbershop!!!!!!!!!!


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[goforit]

8. roflmao!!!!!!!!!......Too funny

[lovuian]

9. Who was the shoe shine boy??? Rove

:crazy:

[crispini]

10. O, the humanity!

I'm laughing so hard I think I wet myself a little. :rofl:

[Botany]

29. Crispini ....

..... that was a little too much info. The Texas Trollop is less
then "daisy fresh?'

:spray:

[zippy890]

11. No photo - nothing to see here, move along

I was hoping for a pic of him looking 'friendly, relaxed and happy'

[FreedomAngel82]

34. Me too

:cry: I have all these pics of him looking serious or in thought but none of him smiling. I have one of him trying to hold back a smile. :(

[DeepModem Mom]

12. Good catch!!!

[Ksec]

13. I heard he wore Bostonians with a cap toe.

Awesome shoe.

[Renew Deal]

18. I heard that he bought new Johnston & Murphy's for the announcement

that there will be no idictments. Florsheim was a sure thing.

[Ksec]

20. And if he happens to be wearing any Italian shoe

tomorrow you can bet he will be wearing socks. Take it to the bank my Brother.

[longship]

14. My gosh!! This must mean...

He's going to announce 15 indictments and throw all the bums in jail right away. It also means that all this will happen on the steps of the Capitol Building where everybody can see his shoes instead of from behind a podium.

16. tiding things up, and taking a breath n/t

[MsKandice01]

17. You owe me a new monitor!!

I just spit tea all over this one.

[dalloway]

19. OMG! I thought this was a parody of our obsession with reading

the tea leaves until I clicked on the link to realize that they actually had this in a news story. Hysterical!

[gkhouston]

21. Yup. You think the press has been following Fitz a *little* too

closely and he decided to have a little fun with them? :-)

[LiberalEsto]

22. "Ah yes. A powerful gasoline, a clean windshield

and a shoeshine." - Firesign Theater.

[JohnnyRingo]

28. That caught my eye.....I loved Firesign Theater.

You didn't have to credit that quote to me.

Had these albums been made into movies, Rocky Horror Pic Show would have been old hat at it's debut.

I'd dress as Porgy Tirebiter and throw clamcakes with a trenching tool.

Phillip Proctor maintains a great web site, and shares the most of the political views of DU:

http://www.planetproctor.com/

From last month:
…That this orbit is maybe a little more political than usual? That's because after my super patriotic rant last time, only 2 folks asked to be taken off the planet and 24 asked to sign on. So I figure two things: either people enjoy a laugh no matter what side of the aisle it comes from and will tolerate an occasional flash of my undeniably progressive underpinnings (thank you) or they just skip the stuff they don't want to hear.

[JohnnyRingo]

24. Elliott Ness comes to mind.

"Now let's go pick 'em up Rico."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. Is he 'Gellin' like Magellan'?

[Career Prole]

26. You bet he's gellin'!

And tellin' on the felons. :bounce:

[RememberWellstone]

30. Lol.

that was funny, I don't care who you are!

[FreedomAngel82]

31. Very telling

If he's happy than that must mean a job well done for him. :) I wish I was the one who shined his shoes. *Sigh*

[Nothing Without Hope]

33. highly relevant! Also see this scoop about the Fitz Viagra Pen Story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5193540

There was another thread this morning about his eating a powdered donut!

[FreedomAngel82]

35. Oooo powdered donut

Yum. He likes junk food eh?

[Nothing Without Hope]

36. Breakfast of champions! You heard about how his apartment didn't have

its stove connected for months because he never cooks - pizza boxes everywhere. The man is obsessed with his work.