Will someone PLEASE give bush a BLOWJOB...

[LynnTheDem]

so we can impeach him.

[Kierkegaard]

1. Can you think of anyone who would have so little self-respect

as to volunteer???

[B Calm]

5. Rice

[Kierkegaard]

10. You so crazy

I doubt she could break with her shoe fetish long enough to accomplish the mission.

[Arugula Latte]

8. This is a job for J. Gannon -- Male White House Prostitute.

[Nikki Stone 1]

My very first thought as well

:evilgrin:

[lapfog_1]

13. Ask for the porn star Ciccolina

I heard that for GW1 she offered that service to Saddam to stop the
war (when he invaded Kuwait). Moreover, she is a former member of
the Italian parliment. I'm sure that if it was explained as a
mission to save the world, she would be the first to volunteer.

[bunkerbuster1]

24. Marlene Dietrich?

Oh, wait, she was willing to seduce Hitler to stop WWII.

[unsavedtrash]

17. oh Harriet, I have a job for you...

[Hubert Flottz]

29. Wolf Blitzer, Larry King, Tweety, O'Really, Shawn, Rush, Frist,

Trent, Hatch, Roberts, Warner, McCain, Tucker, Sessions, Sensenbrenner, DeLay ...HELL, the list of repigs willing to do that is just about endless...Ann...Kay...Arnold, Shit Fume, Zell Miller, Allen, Santorum, Dryer ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz Counting sheeple makes me soooooooooooooooooooo sleepy!

[B Calm]

38. Oh Rush.. you have purty lips..

[Hubert Flottz]

47. Rush, "What will it be Mr. pResident lips or hips tonight?""Arragghrrorwr"

Or Gary Or Pat Or Jerry orZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Edit...I wish JAWS I would!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. yuck

no thanks. Besides, I don't think his followers would desert him-they'd find some excuse to 'forgive' him.

[usregimechange]

3. Ok, I had to edit that comment about Condi. Sorry, too graphic!

[KCDoug]

4. eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[DancingBear]

6. I think you have made every woman on this board physically ill

Except for Harriet, who only lurks. :)

[carolinalady]

7. I heard the only Dick he had was Cheney. n/t

[LoKnLoD]

49. LOL

Good one....

[Olney Blue]

9. Sorry, but I have to inform my husband first.

:)

[babylonsister]

11. LOL and Ewww. But Monica Crowley comes to mind! nt

[Burried News]

12. Paging Judy Judy Judy. Your country needs you. One little favor

and all is forgiven.

Judy says she'd rather go back to the slammer, eat cardboard eggs and listen to Bolton moan.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. I love my country and all

But, that's just asking too much. :puke:

[Uncle Roy]

32. It is a far far better thing that I do now, than I have ever done before..

You are quite right. Self-sacrifice is noble and all that, but still there are limits...

As the poet might have said:

Dulce et decorum est,
pro patria fellatio

Have fun!

Roy

[Maraya1969]

15. I recommend Ann Coulter

[Kierkegaard]

21. Ordinarily, that would be a great choice, but

the Mann is having a tiff with her fearful leader.

[Mz Pip]

16. I need some brain bleach now

Thanks for putting that image in my head. :puke:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. LOL

:rofl: Nasty visual! Pinhead** could be caught with a live boy or a dead girl and still get the approval of his kool aid drinking moran base!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

19. I think Katrina gave him the master blowjob...

he may never get over it.

[Mira]

20. Did Jon Stewart say: If only lies left stains like semen?

or am I making this up? :* :hide:

[bunkerbuster1]

25. No, he said that.

It was heartfelt. Great applause line. Too bad only about 15% of the country fuckin' gets it.

[sundancekid]

27. calling all photoshop elves! Needed: one suit with a brazillian lie stains

[A Simple Game]

22. Candy Crowley always seemed to get excited about

*, she may be interested.

[Hubert Flottz]

30. She'd be more apt to eat him!

And Swallow!

[Kablooie]

23. but Bush has no dick. The best you could do is service his blow hole.

[Sparkly]

26. I've long said I'd pay someone to give Chimp a BJ

if it'd make him half as smart as Clinton.

(That's my standard reply to idiots who defend Chimp by bringing up the Clenis.)

[johncoby2]

28. HEY!!!! THAT WAS MY JOKE!!!!!!!!!

I posted that last year, but didnt get the response you got!

Must be the delivery.

[Elwood P Dowd]

31. Laura did the John Wayne Bobbitt operation on Bush years ago.

Wasn't much to it. All she needed was a set of fingernail clippers.

[punpirate]

33. Reminds me of the line...

... from "Good Morning, Vietnam."

"In more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

And, then we could impeach him. :)

[sproutster]

34. I wouldn't blow him with Cheneys lips :P

[Dinger]

35. How About Dracula, Or Someone Else With Long, Sharp Teeth?

[Roxy66]

36. Eeeeewwwww...n/t

[mondo joe]

37. I wouldn't suck his monkey dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen

in his balls.

[nini]

39. I doubt he can even get an erection

just saying....


after his past and his age? He's a limptard in addition to being a retard. :D

[LoKnLoD]

40. Borrowed this from someone on du, made it a little smaller

[BrklynLiberal]

42. Great bumper sticker!!!

[Little Star]

50. If I knew how I would have that for my avatar

It's great. :rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

41. Here's a volunteer!!!!

[Robeson]

45. Wow, what a total Zombie.

[dennis4868]

48. Looks like those old....

pictures from germany when Hitler would speak to a crowd....scary.

[Bluebear]

43. I could vomit just thinking about it. nt

[leftchick]

44. Anne Coulter??

she/he is the only one I can think of with the right qualifications.

[Justice Is Comin]

46. Monica Lewinsky would do that for her country.