Asscrap--Let the Eagle Soar???

[bliss_eternal]

Just watching F-9/11 again on HBO. What the hell was he thinking? Singing, Let the Eagle Soar? Oh. My. God. He wrote that? And sang it?

Why....?

That moment of f-9/11 always makes me lmao--this time, I just sat here wondering--what WAS that about?

[Catherine Vincent]

1. I'd still like to know the real reason Ashcroft recused himself from

the CIA Leak investigation. You don't hear from this guy at all. What is he doing?

[bliss_eternal]

3. I know--

isn't it bizarre?

That Eagle Soar thing, what is that some sort of code for lie, cheat and steal--create horrible acts that completely deny every American rights under the law?

:wtf:

[kevinmc]

6. He's Working for......

Radical Cleric Pat Robertson's College as a Prof.

I'm not kidding. True.

[bliss_eternal]

11. Ungh--

They deserve each other.

[MnFats]

2. and what was the deal with Ashcroft and cats? They were evil demons?

just the guy we want running the justice department...

[bliss_eternal]

4. What? Are you kidding me?

He spoke out, publicly--against cats?

:wtf:

How did I miss THAT? When did the hateful bastard say that?

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. Only calico cats

His reasoning (if you can call it that) was that since calico cats were unnatural, then they must be demon posessed.

Hail Satan :evilgrin:

[Catherine Vincent]

13. That's right, I forgot about his fear of calico cats.

Once when Ashcroft was the topic, a DUer posted a photoshopped pic of a cat with red eyes etc a while back. It cracked me up! :)

[NYCGirl]

14. That's an urban myth, debunked by Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/calico.htm

However, by 2003, there were comments from the Attorney General on this topic. When asked by The American Enterprise if he had any notion of how this rumor got started, Mr. Ashcroft replied:

"Absolutely none. All I can think of is the poem by Eugene Field about a duel between a gingham dog and calico cat. In any case, there's no truth to it. I owned a calico cat — on the farm I lived on until I went away to be the state auditor of Missouri."

[Catherine Vincent]

15. Thanks for that. I didn't know that was a rumor.

I love the pic of the calico cat on snopes. Mean looking cat. LOL!

[NYCGirl]

16. Now that cat is scary! LOL! NT

[cliss]

5. LOL! Randi Rhodes played a little clip of

John Ashcroft singing this song. It was hilarious. I had to turn it down...was laughing so hard, I might get into a traffic accident.

Yes, the old boy did vanish into the woodwork, didn't he? I hava a sneaking suspicion he's been on the gravy train of some really nefarious deeds....like proably in cahoots with J. Paul Bremer and the billions missing from Iraq.....just a hunch.

Also, I've never seen as many pejorative names for one man: Asscrust, Asscrack, Asscrap, Trashcroft, the list goes on and on.

[thebigidea]

8. ah, I kinda miss the ol' loony

he was always dependable for a good laugh.

and he was so worked up with his witchcraft and chickenblood juju, he probably didn't have much time for the really evil shit - unlike Gonzales, who is smart and knows how to ply his trade in the shadows.

I'd rather have an utter psychopath wasting time rearranging drapes.

Plus I don't get to do my impression of him any more.

memories la la la... hmm hmmm hmmm of the way we were...

[cliss]

9. OMG!

Wow, thanks for the laugh.

[anitar1]

12. Thanks for a good laugh. He was a real nutjob.

My God , when I think of all the weird ones who have entered that swinging doorof *'s. But Ashy was at the top of the list.

[bucknaked]

10. "Let the Eagle soar..." and hit it's head on Ashcroft's ceiling of freedom

The ultimate Symbol of America, would be extinct under the likes of Ashcroft, and his ilk's sick idea of America.

[banana republican]

17. You can soar with eagles

but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A quote from where i used to work.....