Freeptards having heart attacks over Duke Cunningham:

[SeveneightyWhoa]

From American Conservative forum:

"Nancy Pelosi, that fascist Democrap b**tch, may relish and masterbate over the downfall of Randy Cunningham but for her to so salivate the stupid loss of such an American hero is sickening.

Yeah, Randy did wrong but I didn't see that s**ut Pelosi sitting in an F-4 Phantom jet over Vietnam blasting communist migs into black spots in the ground. I didn't see Ted Kennedy flighting the controls of a wounded Phantom rolling over and over in enemy territory, I didn't see Robert Byrd or Jessie Jackson slamming bombs into the Hyphong railway yards near Hanoi and none of these liberal cowardly a** wipes flew 100 missions against flak guns and SAM sites.

And oh yes.....Cunningham killed North Vietnam's top ace bastard who's rotten corpse is still sitting in some worthless rice patty!

Yeah Duke did wrong but nothing will change what I've thought about him through my Navy career or how much he influenced my life. Do your time Duke, repent, then come back to send these treason filled cowards to hell!"

Beautiful! (Link: http://p089.ezboard.com/famericanconservativefrm1.showMessage?topicID=12250.topic)

[PretzelWarrior]

1. good. let them show their evil. they don't even stop to think about

how morally questionable some of those sorties in Vietnam really were as they go on and on with their military hardon.

Fact is this. If you supported Clinton getting impeached for lying about sex you better sit down and SHUT UP when a GOP member of congress is found guilty of accepting bribes for legislative favors.

Doesn't matter if you saved the baby Jesus himself. If you break the laws in this manner, you deserve to lose everything you built up including your reputation.

Anything else is just whining and an attempt to make excuses for and victims of the real criminals. Isn't that what the conservatives are constantly railing against?

Fucking hypocrites.

[sandnsea]

7. blame the leaders

People who serve their country don't have the luxury of questioning every order they're given. Like it or not, countries need some semblance of a military and part of that is serving when your country calls, without question. The majority of troops do it honorably and they shouldn't be criticized for it. Save your complaints for the politicians and the generals, where it belongs.

[electropop]

56. Right. Good thing our troops in Abu Ghraib never questioned orders.

Good thing the Nazis were only following orders. Loyalty is more important than morality.

[sandnsea]

73. "majority of troops"

Nice way to twist my words.

[Charlie Brown]

2. LOL! "Communist" migs

They're the worst kinds of migs.

[Old and In the Way]

3. A real comic book perspective on things.

I'm sure he hates Kerry, too. Only "CONservative" heroes make this fella's fantasies.

[Sleepless In NY]

6. They sure didnt care about bashing Max Clelland

who not only served, but was never a crook like "Duke". Repukes make me sick with their hypocrisy.

[zbdent]

42. These are the same people who, in the sixties, would have patted

"little girl Nancy Pelosi" on the head and said "Don't you get yore pretty little head in a tizzy. Little girls will never be in fighter planes, as long as I live . . ."

Of course, back then, the conservatives didn't want women in the military in any way, shape or form.

[sandnsea]

4. Let's see, who'd they forget

John Kerry, Bob Kerrey, Max Cleland, Wes Clark, Dick Murtha...

Nobody smeared Cunningham's military service in order to make any point about the crimes he committed today. Well, at least none of our leadership did, or would.

They are so hypocritical, it's really amazing.

[MichaelHarris]

5. Yeah freep all

Randy "rape the American People" did was sell out his constituents to big business in order to get profits selling an illegal war so America's young men and women could die in some desert so he could make a profit on his house while lying about his income. See it doesn't sound so bad when you put it that way does it? A government employee making illegal money while America's youth dies.

Damn Nancy Pelosi for trying to save our youth while right-wing public servants make money from illegal contracts, what could she be thinking. After all isn't getting into politics all about making tons of illegal money during war? The Bush family perfected it don't you know.

These freepers would hump the leg of a Republican like a Basset Hound on a lonely Saturday night even if they took out an Uzi in a shopping Mall on Christmas Eve. They are so blind, they can't even see the treason Duke has done to his district and the American people.

Come back and kick ass? Doesn't this freep realize that a felon can't run for office? Well unless you run for president and have someone "wash" your records.

[rucky]

8. Freep Logic: People who drop bombs should be allowed to steal, too?!

Insane rant. Absolutely insane.

[Supersedeas]

46. Permanent pass to rape the 'Merican taxpayer

[ISUGRADIA]

9. Looks like this mouth poster needs to get back on his medicines

Does Zell Miller know how to operate a PC?

OH, I didn't see any of the people he mentions take 2.4 million in bribes either.

[ThoughtCriminal]

10. An astonishing brain malfunction

from chickenhawk worshippers. I often wonder how they function in their daily lives.

[Marr]

11. Sheep. Good little Nazi sheep.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

12. Notice that the first word after "wrong"

is "but"

That's the way it is with these psychopathic bastards.

"I murdered my wife" "But"

"I chopped up a puppy with a mattock" "But"

"I'm a serial killer" "But"

"I'm the Youth Minister and I diddle the kiddies" "But"

Wait a minute. Never mind that last one. That's one "butt" too many.

[punpirate]

13. It's another overt manifestation of the...

... militarism in the country today. Simply because someone served, they are therefore, somehow, some way, excused from excoriation due to extreme character flaws.

In terms of both cumulative money and incidents of bribery and tax evasion, this is one of the biggest bribery cases in the history of the House. This man was so brazen about his illegally-obtained funds that he was frequently depositing bribes in his Congressional credit union account. :wtf:

Rolls-Royces, condos, boats, multi-million dollar houses--all aided and abetted with bribes. And, at the same time, bawling on the House floor about the immorality of stem cell research.

It boggles the mind that anyone could defend that kind of corruption just because he flew a Navy fighter, but that's the culture of militarism talking, not the voice of reason.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

15. Well this only applies if you are a REPUBLICAN vet. See Kerry, Swiftboat,

Cleland/Chambliss, etc.

[punpirate]

20. Republicans think that way of...

... Republican vets. How many times do Democrats talk about military service of Democrats (albeit somewhat defensively)? What does military service have to do with good governance? Nothing that I can see.

That's my point about militarism in society. The military is afforded some special status in a society in which militarism is ingrained. Excusing egregiously bad behavior because the person was a military man is yet another symptom of militarism, period. That there's a political bias attached to it doesn't change what it is.

Cheers.

[Clark2008]

36. And the most decorated soldier since Eisenhower is a Democrat.

That would be, of course, my user name's namesake.

Freepers are such hypocrites. They can't stand that there are Dems who were military heros AND can and do govern better than their freepin' "heroes."

[Peace Patriot]

62. The other side of the coin, according to these psychotics, is that the

only kind of courage there is is the courage to kill. What about the courage NOT to kill? (Jesus is famous for it.) Or Rosa Parks' courage? Or the courage of a paraplegic veteran to run for Congress? Or the courage to resist peer pressure, or propaganda? Or the courage to teach difficult students? Or the courage to act on your principles--giving up a job or advancement because you are asked to do something wrong? Or the courage to reveal your soul in work of art?

It's like their minds have been fried by Bruce Willis movies!

Don't get me wrong. I like some Bruce Willis movies. "The Fifth Element" is his best. Do see it! It's mostly not about violence. (It's about a woman being God--and a great story!) And "Die Hard" was entertaining. But somehow that "Die Hard" mode--also portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, and others--of vengeance, of violent solutions, of the tough guy, armed to the teeth, bent upon putting things right--which may serve as a vent for the psyche in our de-natured lives (I think it does), has transformed, in certain peoples' heads, into a desire for their own expletive-driven, locker room, punch 'em in the mouth, or mow-'em-down-with-your-assault-rifle fantasies to be played out in reality, whether in Iraq, or in the political world here at home.

Bush, of course--who is probably LESS intelligent than these stupid Freepers (and couldn't even write the above rant)--encourages this adolescent attitude, and gives it a nasty bullying edge, that seems to release their worst thoughts. (Rush Limbaugh & Co. do that as well. I've been amazed at what I've heard on these rightwing radio shows--the nastiness of it, the filth of it. It's as if demons have been let loose in our land.)

And no rational thinking is possible in that mode. You can't reason with a Freeper stuck in that mode--with talk of Kerry's military courage, or Max Cleland's, or of OTHER kinds of courage. It's simply not possible to get them to understand how cowardly Bush actually is, or how cowardly and despicable it was to portray Max Cleland--who had left three limbs in Vietnam--as a "friend" of Osama bin Laden. Chambliss was unable to confront a real hero on equal terms, so he tried to tear him down, and told lies. The same with Bush/Rove and Kerry.

And you can't even get into the issue of the dishonor of recent U.S. wars--upwards of 2 million Southeast Asians slaughtered, and for what? Because, in the case of Vietnam, they had ELECTED a communist president? And what do the tens of thousands of innocents we've killed in Iraq--or the many people we've tortured--have to do with courage or honor or "defending" your country? THEY are defending THEIR countries--against our aggression!

But it doesn't seem to matter to them what a war is about, or whether it's right or honorable. Their minds are so shuttered; and focused on the carnage they enjoy thinking about. I'll bet money that few if any of the Freepers who write this stuff have actually been in combat. Soldiers and veterans don't talk this way, most of them. And the few who do are considered loonies, and can be dangerous to be around.

[Catrina]

14. That poor freeper was so enraged

he forgot to add to his list of those who did not serve (but supported the war, of course) Bush, Cheney, Rush, Wolfowitz, Perle, Michael Savage, Hannity, Coulter, O'Reilly, Jeb, Delay, Frist, et al.

You have to feel sorry for them. One by one, their heroes are letting them down. And there's so much more for them to face yet. Someone should suggest medication ~ I don't think they'll be able to handle what's coming in the very near future ~

[jannyk]

16. Rice Patty?

He's lying in a 'rice patty'?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. That's a freeper hamburger, if you're too poor to buy ground meat.

[jannyk]

18. I Dunno

I guess if you have a rotting corpse in your 'rice patty', you're doing alright for meat.

[progressivejazz]

79. I think I'll have rice patties for supper tonight.

In honor of the crooked Duke and the idiot freeper poster.

[Sapphocrat]

19. I wish these maggots...

...would learn to spell "masturbate."

And it's JESSE Jackson.

And it's "whose," not "who's."

And it's rice PADDY, not "patty."

And how does one "salivate" something?

Illiterate cretin.

P.S. By the way, I didn't see any of the above-named Democrats bail out of his/her Avenger while letting his/her crew crash into the sea off Chi Chi Island... like George H.W. Bush did in 1944.

[Hekate]

23. Sometimes I wonder if English is their native tongue...

:eyes: But then I realize there's a dialect called "Freepish" and that seems to explain the inability to spell or parse an ordinary sentence.

Seriously, I wonder if it's just DU-selectivity or if the majority of Freepers really are functionally illiterate in addition to being full of hate.

Hekate

[Clark2008]

37. LOL!!

:rofl:

They write so badly, I just don't even notice all that poor grammar and misused wording anymore. I simply expect it out of them. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Wonder what 'Duke' would say about this:

And oh yes.....Cunningham killed North Vietnam's top ace bastard who's rotten corpse is still sitting in some worthless rice patty!

Almost without fail, fighter jocks respect other fighter jocks — even the enemy, particularly the aces. Assuming this part of the rant is even true (aside from the "still sitting in some worthless rice patty" part), I'm sure Cunningham would be proud he flamed the top NVA ace but would also respect him as a combat pilot.

[pinniped]

22. John Kerry was a hero but these punks didn't salivate...

over him.

F-them.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

24. But I must say, I appreciated this response:

"It was with great sadness I read about this today. And then I got pi$$ed. Why the hell did he do this? Greed. Pure unadulterated greed. And in doing so, he has set back the entire conservative movement. The demoscum will shout from the rooftops about the "culture of corruption" that is the Republican party. Damn. Damn. I don't care if he gets 10 years. Let it be an example to the next conservative icon who entertains thoughts of enriching themselves illegally. He has handed the demoscum a propaganda coup. Damn. Damn."

Surprising post considering it came from the owner of the forum, a complete wackjob who I seriously believe is actually a test robot programmed by the RNC's Computer Science (or is it Intelligent Computer Design?) department.

I mean, he could've downplayed it by throwing in some vitriol about evil DemoSCUM and their evil commie crimes. Which is exactly what another poster did a few posts down:

"Like Teddy the woman murderer Kennedy? Living proof that all the citizens of Massachusetts are in a perpetual state of mental retardation."

Now that's how it's done, freepbots!

[antonialee839]

69. "he has set back the entire conservative movement"

I would have to disagree with the freep on this point. The entire conservative movement was "set back" well before this latest bit of thievery, the Duke just added a bit more set to the back.

[Bluebear]

25. Rice "patty"...."masterbate"....why are these people so uneducated? nt

[Oversea Visitor]

26. Amazing defence of a crook

Heehaw dont matter what its the others side who is bad cowardly and despicable for Randy being caught red handed been crooked. :rofl:
Truly sick.

What a culture. Frightening people you have in US nowadays. bush sure unite people.

[LibertyorDeath]

27. These individuals are mentally defective

There is no other answer.

[roguevalley]

28. Ted and Robert byrd are veterens. fuckers.

[WearyOne]

29. their desperation is showing..

[WearyOne]

30. funny..no mention of Congressman Murtha

[0007]

31. Duke was just like John Wayne

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[Mutley]

32. Hypocrites. Cunningham is a 'hero' but Murtha is a coward?

And it never ceases to amaze me how little freepers understand about fascism.

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Here is a "WAR HERO" who because of his greed, screwed the

soldiers sailors and airmen of today, by seeing to it that those military contracts went to his cronies, instead of firms that made the best available equipment, for the troops to fight with, or protect themselves with. Like the body armor that don't work, or the Hum-Vees without armor, or any number of other substandard, or unserviceable JUNK.

STEALING FROM THE DOD IN A TIME OF WAR, IS NOT SUPPORTING THE TROOPS!

NOT PAYING YOUR TAXES IN A TIME OF WAR, IS NOT SUPPORTING THE TROOPS!

[Clark2008]

34. Well, I know that Wes Clark and John Kerry and Max Cleland

fought those "communist migs" in Vietnam, were wounded over enemy territory and dodged those "slamming bombs" and none of them - and I'm sure as rain about Wesley Clark - took millions in bribes.

Just because you're a hero once doesn't mean you're always a hero, silly freepers.

[wicket]

35. Stupid freeps, Ted Kennedy served in the military

:eyes:

[Lochloosa]

38. And neither did Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Rove, Rice..etc.

[cascadiance]

39. Freeps will now say Hitler shouldn't be attacked because he gave us the VW

VW Bugs were cool, right? Therefore, given Hitler gave us that, it should supersede any other bad things he did as well! Same logic you bums!

[Hissyspit]

40. Max Cleland gave limbs, never took bribes.

Where were your defenses against the attacks on him, freepers? Fucking hypocrites.

[northerdar]

41. The facts are the facts.

Cunningham lied, and took bribes and evaded his taxes. If Jesus did this it is still wrong and against the law. Frankly, this puts a question on his service in Viet Nam. How much was hype and how much is the truth. It's quite possible he took away some other pilots thunder and claimed it for himself. WHo can ever believe anything he says now.

I hope he gets 10 years.

[karynnj]

55. Kerry never took bribes and risked political suicide exposing

BCCI which had paid off both Republican and Democratic money men.

But apparently by the Republican code of conduct, he is not a hero and retroactively was determined by Bob Dole to have not bled as Shrapnel entered his body, all because he legally and intelligently spoke out against the Vietnam War.

Cunningham actually attacked him, associating him with Jane Fonda, last year. Cunningham was a war hero, but Kerry has more honor, dignity and integrity than Cunningham could even have imagined.

[dean_dem]

43. I love how when logic isn't on their side...

they just resort to good old-fashioned misogyny.

[Loonman]

44. Republicans support criminals and murderers

One of the cornerstones of the party.

[Kazak]

45. And, what was AWOL doing while Kerry was in 'Nam again?

:crazy:

[BikeWriter]

53. Snorting coke.

[1932]

47. Because they're upset bloated defense budgets bought with bribes?

[Midwest_Doc]

48. (Yawn) n/t

[DS1]

49. I just came all over my Flag boxers reading those posts

:patriot:

[SillyGoose]

50. I see they are capable of supporting at least one veteran.

They sure haven't shown their respect and support for other veterans like Kerry, McClelland, Murtha, etc.

He didn't see Pelosi sitting in "an F-4 Phantom jet over Vietnam blasting communist migs into black spots in the ground". Yeah and I didn't see Bush or Cheney doing it either.

[peekaloo]

51. They can't even spell their favorite activity correctly.

:dunce:

[VaYallaDawg]

52. You gotta love the "masterbate" - too rich!!!

[Dances with Cats]

61. That is how you spell it if

you engage in it more than half a dozen times a day. Or while looking at a photo of Rush. Or Jeff GAnnon.AHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Swede]

54. Boy,this kid reads too many comic books.

Go and find a woman fella,stop masterbating.

[Bethany Rockafella]

57. My goodness! Those folks are pissed.

But shouldn't they direct that anger toward Cunningham? He is, after all, the guilty one here.

[Richardo]

58. A new vegetarian treat: rice patties! Yum!

:9

What won't them freeps come up with next?

To all you illiterate freeper lurkers:

b**tch - What TWO letters are masked here? 'Bitch' only has five letters.
masterbate - You should know this one like the back of your hand (so to speak): it's 'masturbate'
s**ut - What TWO letters are masked here? 'Slut' only has four letters.
flighting - wtf?
Hyphong - 'Haiphong', genius.
rice patty - perhaps you mean 'rice paddy'

[Fenris]

63. Shut the f**ck up, sonofab**tch!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

65. I just had a thought: maybe 'b**tch' is for 'byotch'

Byotch!

[Fenris]

67. Could 's**ut' be for 'shout'?

:D

[Liberal In Texas]

82. There you guys go, getting all ELITIST on the poor stupid freepers.

(Got the idea from a call I heard on Springer's Show yesterday. The guy who was subbing (Jay?) cornered some old fart who called him a Commie and he asked the caller when had he heard him mention Marxism or Stalinism or Lenin...All the guy could mumble was, "You're gettin' all elitist on me...")

[BloodyWilliam]

59. Yeah! Vietnam war heroes are great!

Unless they're evil democrats like Kerry or Murtha, or ran against Bush like McCain! Then they're evil, treasonous Manchuriam psychos who should be shot!

[Dances with Cats]

60. I'm glad Duke

did those things in Vietnam becasue I can name a WHOLE LOT of chickenhawks who did not!

[hippiechick]

64. Slight modification:

Replace 'Pelosi', 'Kennedy', 'Byrd' and 'Jackson' with 'Jean Schmidt'.

Just a small dose of their own medicine back at them.

[stop the bleeding]

66. Funny no mention of Murtha's military experience

these people will never learn

[Dances with Cats]

68. good one

:-)

[Ganja Ninja]

70. You know, it just occurred to me.

Now that the Dukester is gone the only GOP war hero left is McCain. The rest are all chickenhawks if I'm not mistaken.:rofl: :patriot:

[Initech]

71. What is a s**ut?

Ah, gotta love the freepers and their mindless rants!

[izzybeans]

72. They had the same heart attack when the local Happy Burger

was closed for health reasons. But that's another story.

[Renew Deal]

74. His military career has nothing to do with this.

I thank him for his service. His political career has not been so stellar.

[corbett]

75. The Corruption Files

Those idiots all need to spend less time typing screeds like that and more time at this page:

http://www.democrats.org/a/national/honest_government/abuse_of_power

[WinkyDink]

76. Dude needs to look up "fascist".

It will say "Bushco".

[WilliamPitt]

77. masterbate, flighting the controls, rice patty

I LOL.

[Redstone]

78. Duke, Duke, how could you have let us down like that?

Shooting Col. Toon down doesn't exempt you from the law.

But you know that, and you've admitted it. There's something in your favor, at least.

Unlike the Freep assholes, who would have you use your dogfighting as an excuse.

Thanks for letting the Freeps down.

Redstone

PS: Hey freep loser: 1) When was the last time YOU flew a Phantom? 2) It's Haiphong, not Hyphong. 3) Masturbate, not masterbate. This one, you should know. 4) Whose, not who's. 5) Bite me.

[Ian David]

80. What if Duke had gotten a blowjob from an intern? n/t

[XanaDUer]

81. "Masterbate"

:rofl: !!!

[Gman]

83. Umm.... Neither did Bush

fly in Viet Nam. Point, set, match.