Boosh is talking very strangely.

[lpbk2713]

CNN has aired a few recent bytes of Shithead in an improptu appearance before the sheepies in his latest PR stunt. He takes at least twice as long as anyone else would to finish a sentence with all the "umm"'s and "aah"'s and the hesitations to think of what he wants to say.


Oh, wait. Never mind. He's just stupid, that's all.

[cdb]

1. Too many meds? Mini stroke? Beta blockers? Hungover?

[Benhurst]

6. All of the above. NT

[calimary]

7. Probably all of the above.

And NOBODY comments on this, much. They all still behave as though the emperor's fully dressed. We would have coherency challenges and invocations of the 25th Amendment if this were a Democrat.

[MuseRider]

15. Maybe just

shit for brains. :shrug:

[jayctravis]

29. I'm sure he knows he has to choose his words carefully.

And quick on-his-feet thinking has not been a trait displayed by our fearless leader.

[edbermac]

2. How can you tell?

:rofl:

[benburch]

3. Onset of Korsakov's Dementia

Onset hell, it is quite advanced!

[babylonsister]

4. Gawd forbid, DON'T ask him any unscripted questions!

The horror!!
You're right, I think he's dumber than a box of rocks. :)

[marmar]

8. He absolutely can't go off script...

When he's asked to, he's like a defective robot. A 10-year-old can get thru a sentence without stammering. This is America's face to the rest of the world?!? Lord help us!

[babylonsister]

10. He can't even string a coherent sentence

together w/o his cue cards. He is pathetic and an embarrassment.

[VaYallaDawg]

24. Doncha just love that blank stare, shifty eyes when you know

damn well he's trying to search that empty brain to see if a synapse will fire just one more time!

[FSogol]

5. Stupid and drunk. n/t

[napi21]

9. I heard about 1 minute of that fiasco.

As I was changing the chanel, I kept saying, "Oh God, the guy can't even speak!"

If you ever listen to some of the speaches he gave when he was running for Gov, you'd only realize just how BAD he's gotten!

[Rob H.]

11. He's slurring a lot lately, too

I heard a sound bite during a CNN radio report on Air America this morning where he said, "sherioush shishuashion." To me he always sounds as if he's had a few too many.

[dkofos]

12. Sorry, I have been jamming his radio backpack.

[swimmernsecretsea]

16. And where were you during the debates?

:Foot tapping:

We're all quite disappointed you couldn't block the wireless earpiece. It would've saved years of heartache!

[dkofos]

18. I was only recently leaked the correct frequency.

[swimmernsecretsea]

20. What is the frequency, Kenneth?

Sorry. Had to do that.

[dkofos]

26. Sorry, but I have not received my letter allowing me to reveal my source

or the frequency

[swimmernsecretsea]

30. Dear dkofos

Your reporting, and you are missed. Like many Americans, I admire your principled stand. But, like many friends and readers, I would welcome you back among the rest of us, doing what you do best—signal jamming.”

I'm surprised that you've not decided to reveal your sources, as it served my best interests…this is the rare case where this ‘source’ will be better off if you testified. This would be the Bush Coronary.

You went into jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover—Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the stomachs will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their bodies connect them. Come back to work—-and life. Until then, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers.

[dkofos]

32. Sorry, but I must remain in hiding.

I have learned that a hit has been ordered for making the pResedent sound so incredibly stupid.
It is best that I work in the shadows.

[SpiralHawk]

21. What's the freak-quency, Kenneth?

eom

[kansasblue]

13. washsss tooo murch slurbing

[swimmernsecretsea]

14. Time to replace the batteries...

Damn Duracell coppertop crap. You'd expect Cheney's Christmas present to last just a bit longer.

17. He looks like he is trying to be a cowboy hand

that is so impressed that he can say 3 words in a row.

That's our PREZ.

[DS1]

19. what kind of asshole "umm's and ahh's" his way through written speeches?

Oh, that asshole

[VaYallaDawg]

25. Well, they keep puttin' them long words in there ....

[troubleinwinter]

22. I used to do a bit of politics related public speaking

As time went on, I became BETTER, not WORSE! WTF?!

[PDittie]

23. I notice that he is gasping for breath

as one might do who is deathly nervous.

His trademark smirk, accompanid by the gasping, strikes me as someone who is just freaking out.

[dkofos]

27. I hope it's the last throes of his pResidency

[pitohui]

28. he's drunk EOM

,

[lpbk2713]

31. They just showed the same bytes on my local news.

I swear he really does appear to be sub-normal in intelligence. He's such an embarrassment.

Don't ever forget this was the front runner, the best the rethuglican national convention could come up with. The one individual who possessed all the attributes they hold dear.

[No Exit]

33. This is news?

I'd consider it a "man-bites-dog" story if the sonofabich ever said something coherent!

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

34. I noticed also...

... that GW appeared particularly trollish, by that I mean an enlarged nose, swollen face and hunched over.