Honoring Randy 'Duke' Cunningham: New "lifestyle" Magazine for GOP elites

[Richard Steele]

Here's the "Working Cover" for the premier issue:


Articles in the works for upcoming issues:

"Karl Rove discusses the barter system."

"Sharpening Your Spoon: A step-by-step tutorial
for people who have never worked before"

"Grade D BEEF: It's What's For Dinner"

"Abramoff on Finance: Buying a 'hit' with candy bars"

"Random Beatings: Not just for poor people anymore!"

"Q & A With DeLay- learn to toss that salad, Hammer-Style!"

"Putting things up your ass (that AREN't your head):
10 common rookie mistakes"

"Bitch Etiquette: 25 DO's and DON'Ts YOU need to know"

"Being polite and respectful to minorities: a beginner's guide"

[warrens]

1. I've got a couple

Punk vs Passaround: What every new fish should know

The Spring Social: Your chance to shine

Trickle-down Theory: The art of the golden shower

Judging the prunella vintages

[Richard Steele]

2. I think NEY will be doing a regular column on those prunella vintages

[pnorman]

5. Prunella?

Here's all you want to know about it: http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm

pnorman

[Richard Steele]

6. Hmm...you found that link pretty quick there, my friend.

I'm actually tempted to whip up a batch of that horrid stuff,
for to PROPERLY toast every new indictment, conviction, and "Guilty" plea...

Of course, the way the Repubs are imploding, I'd be DEAD within a year.

EDIT: I'm reading that page, and laughing my ass off!
That's some FINE writing!
THANKS for the LINK!

[pnorman]

7. I had found it by chance, a while back.

For laughs, I had posted it on my union BBS, and then stashed away the URL.

For the record, since this has to do with Duke Cunningham: I too was overjoyed to hear of it. Here's the video clip of his statement: http://www.canofun.com/blog/videos/dukecunninghamnov2805.wmv

But this is what I posted here on another thread:
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Also, I took NO pleasure whastsoever in watching him break down and weep. But he toughed it out to the end. He apologized to family and friends for letting them down, and vowed to spend the rest of his remaining years in making amends. No excuses or alibis whatsoever.

This had to be, and I truly feel that this Nation is now on the path to recovery. But I also wish Duke Cunningham well.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

pnorman

[jmowreader]

9. What's the ketchup for?

I can figure out the rest of it. But the ketchup is a mystery...aside from the wonderful flavor it would impart on the must.

[Richard Steele]

10. Wondering about that myself. From what (little) I know of fermentation...

...I can't see how it would help.

Maybe the process NEEDS to be slowed down,
and the vinegar and preservatives do the slowing?

Maybe the authors of that page just added it
to make it NASTIER?

I don't know the answers to these questions.
Obviously, some side-by-side testing is in order.

[jmowreader]

14. This seems to be the authentic prison recipe

It came from a poem written by a death row inmate; the inmate's death sentence and the recipe for pruno are written on alternating lines.

[pnorman]

11. Why ketchup? Beats the hell outa me too,

but I'll defer to his superior wisdom in that matter. Anyhow, it's sorta explained in the text. While you're over there, be sure to read the next page: http://www.blacktable.com/archive/idioticthings.htm

pnorman

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. Brilliant, just brilliant.............

Wonderful.

Thanks.

[Richard Steele]

8. High praise indeed! And I just noticed your new Avatar-

Disturbing, just disturbing....LOL.

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

4. Keep up the good work...

... kick.

[DistressedAmerican]

12. How'd I Miss This? Nice Contents List!

Might I suggest:

The Military Industrial Establishment: "Bitch Set Me Up"?

You are killing me!

:rofl: :spray:

[dxstone]

13. HA-HAAA! LOVE IT!

Hilarious, man!
I wish to subscribe! Sounds like wave-of-the-future stuff to me!
d
ps: The Reeps remain the greatest scourge on the face of this earth; in light of this, I didn't feel one bit sorry for the weepin' dirtbag...
Whee whee whee all the way home, PIGGIES!
Now who's next?

[cascadiance]

15. You know there's rumors that Cunningham's a closet gay...

Someone alleges that Cunningham once told them that he "loved men".

http://ec.gayalliance.org/articles/000063.shtml

Makes you wonder if he's looking forward to going to "the big house"! :)