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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:02 PM
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Do you prefer Coulter on acid or on speed? Compare --->>
Please wait for Coulter to get fully loaded.




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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:03 PM
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1. Speed.
Because she'll spontaneously combust faster that way.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:17 PM
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14. Yep, she gets finished with her BS faster, too!! n/t
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:03 PM
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2. I would prefer her on massive doses of Thorazine.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:16 PM
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12. She could probably stand a good detox first
to determine just what her premorbid condition is like. Then we could choose the appropriate drug class: antipsychotics, anxiolytics, antideprssants, lithium, benzodiazepines, or anti seizure meds.

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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:04 PM
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3. Speed.
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haydukelives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:04 PM
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4. Maybe if I took 2 hits of blotter
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:07 PM
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5. Someone poor a bucket of water on that fucking bitch...I mean Witch
I am absolutely sure she would melt!

:spray:
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HillDem Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:07 PM
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6. How bout some
horse tranquilizers? Think they're strong enough?
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:08 PM
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7. Don't particularly care what she's taking...
... just so long as it's an overdose....
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splat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:09 PM
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8. better acid n/t
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Angry Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:09 PM
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9. Ewww. I'd prefer her on Zyklon B, frankly...
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:10 PM
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10. LOL
:rofl:
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:12 PM
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11. How about some Mother-in-Law's tongue? n/t
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:17 PM
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13. I prefer her on a bus
headed for a cliff.
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:19 PM
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15. Acid. the hydrocholoric kind.
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:21 PM
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16. She looks like she
could be at a Dead concert - NOT. So I'll go with Acid

Truckin', up to Buffalo. Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin' on.

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window.
Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel,
But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in.

Busted, down on Bourbon Street, Set up, like a bowlin' pin.
Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin. They just won't let you be, oh no.

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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:25 PM
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17. I rather prefer her not at all
:puke:
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:25 PM
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18. Actually, I think...
I need to take something after watching her.

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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:27 PM
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19. i prefer to have her on another planet. n/t
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:31 PM
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20. How about cyanide
:evilgrin:
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:32 PM
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21. LOL!
You guys are a riot!
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:48 PM
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22. Didn't she star in The Predator? B/c that makes me think
she's here to eat my brains.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:53 PM
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23. I hear
speed kills. Better go with on acid.
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:08 AM
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24. She needs either estrogen or testosterone... this ambiguous crap
drives me crazy!
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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:12 AM
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37. HAHAHA not.
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 04:15 AM by AuntJen
Once more for those of you who are slow. When you use your perception of Ann Coulter's gender ambiguity as a joke to slam her with, you are slamming ALL of us who either have an ambiguous gender or who are actually transgendered. It looks like almost everyone else here has managed to learn this and adapt, except for you. Get a clue and get with the program. This isn't funny.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:15 PM
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38. I wouldn't take offense
I'm fat and I don't give a damn when somebody bitches out Karl "pigboy" Rove for his weight. I know that the weapon is only being used because he's a walking, talking tuckus. No one would take shots at somebody who actually was transgendered or gender neutral, either. To me, there's an implicit understanding that the reason we hate Ann is because she's Ann. It has nothing to do with her gender, and the only reason it's aimed at her isn't because most of us think transgendered people are like Ann, but because she's enough of a stupid prig that it would offend her narrow-minded "sensibilities". That's my take on it anyway.

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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 03:05 AM
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46. As a transgendered person, I'm telling you, I am offended
I am also not the only TG person on this board who is offended, and not the only person with TG friends or family who is offended. This has been going on for a while and it needs to stop.

I can understand that being fat makes a person subject to discrimination and rudeness, and that it can make life difficult in many ways every day. I understand that it can often be related to depression, and that very often a person has to make a choice between living a life of constant struggle to master the body or living life in a fat body. However, the situations are not all that similar.

Nobody ever has to come out to their family and say "Mom, Dad, husband, wife, son, daughter... I'm fat." Fat people don't have to fear every time they turn over their driver's license that someone will actually pay attention to the F or M marker on it and cause a public disturbance because it's been found out they're secretly fat. Fat people don't get denied the right to pee in a public bathroom because they're fat. Fat people aren't thrown out of their families, churches or places of worship for being fat. Fat people can still go to homeless shelters. Fat people are not often murdered for being discovered to be fat, fat people aren't often assaulted for walking down the street in the wrong neighborhood while being publicly fat. Fat people can in some cases change their bodies and no longer be fat without having to have the approval of two counselors. Fat people don't have to spend a year living as thin people before they're allowed to lose weight. Fat people don't have to take proof that they have changed their bodies to become thin to prove to the courts that they are no longer fat, and then risk one day being legally fat again despite all the external evidence to the contrary. Fat people don't have to change their names. Most thin people don't fear a fat person being around their children.

For those reasons and many many more, it's not the same. I appreciate your kindness and your attempt to reach out, make peace, and understand, but please don't tell me how I should feel.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 03:35 AM
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47. Then I would recommend the TG people "ignore" anyone who offends them
Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 03:45 AM by melody
I use the ignore list all the time.

I'm not about to tell you I know anything about being transgendered. Please don't presume you know anything about being fat. Fat people have been murdered for being fat. Fat people have lost their jobs, their lives, their children and more for being fat. Bigots will find a reason to hate you, no matter what they have to look for. It means nothing about us. It means everything about them.

Namaste.

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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 11:40 AM
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48. And yet you don't ignore me?
You'd ignore a bigot, but you wouldn't ignore someone attempting to combat bigotry? You'd tell me how I should feel, but you don't want to be told anything? Well, peace to you too, friend.

I also think you would simply like to be right. There's no way that being fat is the same experience as being transgendered. There's no way that the two experiences can be reasonably compared. Jobs, yes. There is job discribimation. Suicide? Yes. Children? Maybe. But that's really a stretch to try to say that these two things are the same.

You also can't see me and have no idea what I know or don't know about the experience. You don't know who my friends are or what they have gone through because of the shapes of their bodies. You are presuming what you need to presume in order to make what you think is a winning argument, in an argument that is defending people's right to be bigoted on a "liberal" message board. If you can get some peace out of ignoring bigots and letting people walk all over you, then go have your peace. I'd really rather not, and I have as little patience for people who tell me to shut up and turn away from bigots as I do for the bigots themselves.

Shalom.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:11 AM
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25. Acid would straighten Ann out immediately. She's never had a
hit in her sorry ass life.
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gulfcoastliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:31 AM
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26. Acid
Sweet tracers.
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:34 AM
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27. Actually...
I prefer acid on Coulter. Sulfuric acid.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:36 AM
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28. On a space ship headed straight for the Sun.
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 AM
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31. Poor Sun!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 01:10 AM
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32. OK, how about the Large Magellanic Cloud, back to her home world?
:D

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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:44 AM
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33. That's probably far enough.
Just as long as there's no wormholes there to take her to some poor unsuspecting alternate dimension.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 12:42 AM
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29. Speed
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 AM
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30. Hell, give her BOTH at the same time!
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 01:03 AM by Dont_Bogart_the_Pret
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:58 AM
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34. I'd rather her eat a fist sandwich with a teeth chaser.
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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:02 AM
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35. Triple dose of Owsley!!!!
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:04 AM
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36. I do not know who Coulter is, and I'm proud of it. n/t
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abester Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:31 PM
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39. Raving Lunatic
'nuff said :D
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DenaliDemocrat Donating Member (536 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:49 PM
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40. Can't we Shanghai him/her and sell it to some
Saudi Prince?? I hear they like blondes over there and God knows she keeps talking about how great things are in the Middle East. Someone should accomodate her.
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boilinmad Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:53 PM
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41. Ann at the Farmers Market
If you havent read it yet, do a google search with the words" Ann Coulter", and "The Farmers Market", to get a really good laugh
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Opusnone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:54 PM
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42. I think if she would agree to do a hit of E with me
we could work through alot of the rage and misunderstanding.
But she'd probably never agree to it.
You know, if all the politicos could do an E together, the world would improve tomorrow.
If you've never done it, don't balk at the idea or you will show your ignorance.

She definitely could use an ego deflator.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:57 PM
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43. She has all the classic indicators of Meth usage.
Unbelievably skinny,manic outbursts, spewing hatred, motor mouth....
She's definitely a tweeker.
And I know tweekers.
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:59 PM
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44. She Might Become a Nicer Person If You Gave Her Acid
Just sayin'
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:59 PM
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45. acid dance is ultra wicked
:dilemma:
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 11:42 AM
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49. back in the day, there was this thing called a "coke snake"
I'm not saying AC is one, but I'm not saying she's not.
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