What's Chimpy saying to Santa in this photo?

[Sparkly]

[Mutley]

1. I want a new rocking horse for Christmas...

I broke my last one running away from Cindy Sheehan.

[MADem]

2. That guy looks like BAD SANTA to me!!!

He ain't the MIRACLE ON 34TH Street version at ALL--now THAT was a SANTA!!!

[Sparkly]

5. Yeah.

It's "actor and former athlete Merlin Olsen."

[rzemanfl]

3. Bush: "Thank you for helping me win the election Satan."

Kris Kringle: "I'm Santa." Last year's joke.

[adolfo]

4. I think he said..

"Santa, I'll give ya five big ones if ya put me on the nice list".

[Drum]

6. "Hey Cliff,

I really liked you on 'Cheers'"

[Dinger]

7. Thanks For Last Night - But Couldn't You Have Changed Suits?

It was really cool when you left your boots and beard on, but you still ahve that musky smell Santa.

Oh yeah, better get Rudolph some K-Y, you know what I mean.

[NanceGreggs]

8. "Just so ya know, Santa ...

... we've marked all of the chimneys of Democratic kids, so you'll know where NOT to go."

[notadmblnd]

9. Pssst.. Santa, if ya bring me an 8 ball for christmas

I'll make you head of Health and Human Services.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. He's ordering a case of Jim Beam and a bag of crack!

Looks like Santa has been trying out some of the dope, to make sure it wasn't stepped on!

Bush is prolly saying, "Is this like the killer shit you've been frontin' Rushbo?"

[Sparkly]

11. "About that 'naughty and nice' list..."

"Could I get a pass on that Iraq thing now? I mean, that was all a mistake back in 2003..."

[hopeisaplace]

12. 3 more oil fields, 2 more countries, and I promise

never ever ever to be bad again