War on Christmas update

[ck4829]

Our department is ready.

We are ready to carpet bomb Christmas.

How about you guys?

[the_real_38]

1. I've got may anti-reindeer battery set up...

... and anybody goes further than 'Happy Holidays' - waste 'em.

[havocmom]

2. Won't the PETA people get nervous about shooting down reindeer?

Hey, they are not the villains here. They are enslaved by that Red Menace at the North Pole.... innocent victims of the whole capitalist Holiday Hoax...

[Mutley]

9. It can't be helped. the reindeer work for the enemy.

If those PETA people are not with us, they are against us. :evilgrin:

[buddysmellgood]

3. I will follow OReilly's lead and spread the true meaning of Christmas.

Whine and carp. Bitch and moan. Divide, accuse and jeer. Mine not yours.

[Mutley]

10. If you're not careful with mentioning

Code Loofah's name, they'll find out he really works for us.

[buddysmellgood]

11. My bad. Sorry. I don't want to out a double agent.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. I've got a soldier for you right here.... and he won't eat much,

[PowerToThePeople]

5. Santa is on our team...

Why do you hate America?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. Please don't mention the

links to "Project X"

Shhhhhuuuuush!

[mark11727]

7. Locked and loaded --- aim for the red nose!

[NJmaverick]

8. Don't forget our new allies

We have bush and the RNC. They have have opened a new front with their Holiday greeting card that doesn't mention Christmas.

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. We have a mole inside the enemy camp at the North Pole

I can't mention his name, but he's an elf of questionable orientation who aspires to be a dentist.

[Wilms]

13. .