Monty Python could do 'Bush Iraq Victory' speeches

[savemefromdumbya]

This is for Monty Python fans.

I would love to see a TV ad of the Monty Python team doing Bush Iraq victory speeches. You can imagine an elderly couple sitting infront of the TV watching Bush 'speak'. They say "oooh I thought he already declared victory (you know on that aircraft carrier) "ooh that victory, you mean not the other victory...no the victory before that one ........and so on......

if Bush's speeches are ridiculed?

:evilgrin:

[tocqueville]

1. who needs Monty Python when you have the original ?

BTW I think attempts have been made. Googling "bush monty python" I found that one :

Rove: One day lad, all this will be yours.

Bush: What? The Kurdistans?

Rove: NO! Not the Kurdistans. The land!

Bush: But Mother...

Rove: Father!

Bush: But Father, I don't want land. I just want to ... sing!

Rove: Look! There'll be no singing while I'm king. Now Herbert...

Bush: Dubya

Rove: Oh right... Dubya... You're going invade Iraq whether you like it or not!

Bush: But I don't like Iraq.

Rove: What's not to like? It's warm, sandy, oily, and has HUGE TRACTS OF LAND.

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2. Just made those ones, a little cut and replace

BUSH: I am your president!

OLD WOMAN:: Well, I didn't vote for you.

BUSH: You don't vote for presidents.

OLD WOMAN: Well, how did you become president, then?

BUSH: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, BUSH:, was to carry Excalibur ... That s why I am your president!

DENNIS: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

BUSH: Be quiet!

DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

BUSH: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

BUSH: (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. Shut up!

DENNIS: Ah! NOW . . . we see the violence inherent in the system.

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Bush: None shall pass.
Insurgent: What?
Bush: None shall pass.
Insurgent: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Bush, but I must cross this bridge.
Bush: Then you shall die.
Insurgent: I command you as sovereign citizen to stand aside!
Bush: I move for no man.
Insurgent: So be it!

Insurgent cuts off the Bush's left arm.

Insurgent: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Bush: 'Tis but a scratch.
Insurgent: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Bush: No, it isn't.
Insurgent: Well, what's that then?
Bush: I've had worse.
Insurgent: You liar!
Bush: Come on you pansy!

Insurgent cuts off the Bush's right arm.

Insurgent: Victory is mine! We thank Allah, that in thy mercy...

Bush: Come on then.
Insurgent: What?
Bush: Have at you!
Insurgent: You are indeed brave, Sir Bush, but the fight is mine.
Bush: Oh, had enough, eh?
Insurgent: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Bush: Yes I have.
Insurgent: Look!
Bush: Just a flesh wound.
Insurgent: Look, stop that.
Bush: Chicken! Chicken!
Insurgent: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Insurgent cuts off the Bush's leg.

Bush: Right, I'll do you for that!
Insurgent: You'll what?
Bush: Come 'ere!
Insurgent: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Bush: I'm invincible!
Insurgent: You're a loony.
Bush: The Bush always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

Insurgent cuts off the Bush's other leg.

Bush: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Insurgent: Come, Abdul.
Bush: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!