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Tired of all the fighting? Tired of Tookie and Wars and Dinos? Well then join in Walldudes End Of The Year Awards. The only rule is if a category has already been taken you must invent a new one. And no flaming people for their choices. If you don't like my choices then you should have come up with this idea yourself. So on with the show...
Walldudes End Of The Year Awards
Man Of The Year John Conyers- The Voice of Reason. An oasis of sanity. He’s got our back. And we have his.
Woman Of The Year Cindy Sheehan- C’mon who else could it be, she single handedly jump started a stagnant anti-war movement.
Cartoon Character Of The Year Spongebob Squarepants- What can you say about Spongebob, he’s survived the Plankton’s nefarious schemes. He’s kept the Krabbie Patty alive and well, and he’s fended off vicious personal attacks from the self appointed guardian of toon morality Jerry Falwell. Go Bob!
War Of The Year So many wars this year I think we’ll just give this award to “The War On Everything”. Iraq, Drugs, Christmas, Terror, Senior Citizens, The Poor, The Middle Class, Public Schools, Health Insurance, if a liberal likes it, there’s a war against it. Thank god we have an experienced soldier running the country or we might develop a bad reputation around the world if we don’t win all these wars :eyes:
Holiday Of The Year FITZMAS BABY!!!!! The holiday that keeps on giving. I was going to give Fitzgerald man of the year but I figured he deserved his own special category.
Self-Delusion of the year Ann Coulter-“Liberals want to rape me” :rofl: Liberals don’t want to rape you Ann, they want to FEED YOU! You thought those pies were thrown at you by liberal terrorists? WRONG! Those pie throwers were sent there by your mother because no matter how embarrassing you are to your family, you are still her daughter and you need to get some meat on those bones or you’ll never get laid and she’ll never have any grandkids.
Mugshot Of The Year There can be only one. Tom DeLay! You just know he had his makeup girl with him. You’d think though, with all the money he’s stolen he could afford a better wig...
Brilliant Political Maneuver Of The Year Harry Reid- What can you say, he played those bastards like a fiddle.
Primordial Ooze Of The Year Michelle Malkin! What can you say, slime of the first order. Ever been to her website? It’s a hilarious game of every statement I make is backed up by a link, which leads to another page on my site where I prove my point by linking to… another page on my site.
Hypocrite of the year Hehe.. is there even any contest? This years Falafel Of Light Award goes to.. none other than Bill O’Reilly!!!!!!!!! Good god can one man make more mistakes, and spew more lies than Bill? Texas school banning red and green=Lie Retailers Banning the word Christmas=Lie School changing the words to Silent Night=Lie NY City calling the Tree in Rockefeller Center Holiday Tree=Lie War On Christmas=Lie Congratulations Bill. You have spent the last few weeks telling your listeners not to solicit anyplace that uses "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and then turned around and berated them for following your instructions implicitly. Yes Bill your photo has made the dictionary next to the entry SCROOGE!
Ok feel free to add your own year end winners, I have left many openings...
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