Caption Bush...again

[rsmith6621]

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. Pwease don't Impeach me. Pwetty Pwease don't

[kliljedahl]

2. DUH!

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[TheBaldyMan]

3. These O'Reilly falafels taste funny

[rfranklin]

4. Damn,,,screwed up again!

Oh well, Poppy will bail me out as usual.

[Ksec]

5. I think I just made a doo doo in my pants.

[bahrbearian]

6. I'd really ,really like more power.

[Beelzebud]

7. I think I might need a bathroom break?

[mikelewis]

8. Do not accept checks from this man.

[Drum]

9. "Jesus, what's my line? ...Jesus...Jesus???" nt

[Spiffarino]

10. "Uhhh...did I mention the 'cost drivers?'"

"Damn Anabuse...makin' me all blotchy like that O-Riley fella."
"Aw shoot. They're askin' me about that speech where I said we get warrants. Dang it, is this little mic thingy broke? Dick? Come in, Dick. Need a plan. Over."

[Democrats_win]

11. In Titanic, Jack Dawson said this is how you "spit like a man."

Sadly, we're short one man here, but we got yur sinking ship.

[DeadManInc]

12. My daddy always said he

wished he would have jacked-off!!

[moodforaday]

13. The defendant will rise!

n/t

[Rocknrule]

14. "I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory"

[Sydnie]

15. Mama will forgive me. After all, she forgave Bill didn't she?

And he was way worse than me because he made my Daddy lose the White House.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Ooh, that smell... Can you smell that smell?