Bumper Sticker Retorts

[lostnfound]

Reading right-wing bumper stickers on the cars in my city sometimes makes me have the desire to do some rearrangement or editing. I haven't actually done it, because in our hyper-wimpy society it's probably a felony, just like pie-in-the-face has now become considered assault.

But.. perhaps you have some to share?
Like these:

"These Colors Don't Run":
"But President Bush Sure Did."

"Power of Pride":
rearrange to "Pride of Power", add a mushroom cloud

"Bush/Cheney 04:"
"Because I'm too stupid to know better."

[SheilaT]

1. Back during the Watergate thing

I lived in the DC area, and bumper stickers commenting on the events were sort of like an ongoing dialogue. My all time personal favorite was: Impeach the Cox-Sacker.

[grannylib]

2. These are pretty clever...hmmm... I may have to get busy *lol*

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Story:

A friend claimed to have made pictures of a screw the same size as the heart on those 'I (heart) my dog' bumper stickers, and would place them on the cars of unsuspecting people...
'I (screw) my dog'...