After "the rapture", here's how to you email your loved ones from heaven

[mainer]

For a screaming good laugh:

"The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are
taken up to heaven.

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven."


http://www.raptureletters.com/

[leesa]

1. You mean they will still be able to annoy people even after

they're gone? And here I was looking for some peace after they left!

[Ivory_Tower]

2. I am SO tempted

to add Ashcroft's name to the recipient list with the message "Hah! And you thought YOU were one of the chosen???"

:evilgrin:

[Iris]

3. so, have they hired someone who is not "saved"

to press the "send" button when the time comes?

Imagine - a world without fundamentalists.

[buckfush2]

4. ya think they have cable internet in heaven?

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[Iris]

6. I suppose if they did

they could just send the emails themselves.

Or maybe God would do it for them

[Nay]

5. So go already.

The rest of us can then concentrate on developing a sane world without religious nutcases to hinder us at every turn.

[Devils Advocate NZ]

7. What a brilliant scam!

They are going to build up a nice large list of names and email addresses, ready for all that spam they are going to accept "donations" to send out.

[mainer]

8. I think they must have a designated sinner

To stay behind and press the button for "send"