I thought this was a joke about Burger King

[LynneSin]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


Until I saw a commericial last night with that damn chicken in it.

I about peed my pants

[trumad]

1. too cool

he wouldn't masturbate though..:shrug:

[MissMillie]

4. or scratch himself (n/t)

.

[Karenina]

13. or turn off the lamps

or take the cushions off the sofa

or....

[dae]

23. Type in "pick up rope" and he throws the cushions off the sofa and

puts them back on.:shrug:

[sniffa]

2. what the heLL is this?

he's doing everything i teLL him to... except for the tie himseLf up in a baLL.

[bratcatinok]

3. Use some of these phrases

Taco Bell
Dog
McDonalds

[GOPisEvil]

5. Man, that site made me LMAO last Friday.

I thought I was going to split my sides.

[BurtWorm]

6. He does an impressive monkey and boxer

but was unable to do Groucho Marx.

[LynneSin]

7. He does Karate AND the Electric Slide

:crazy:

[elfwitch]

8. this is too cool!

I told it to leave the room and to die.
It did both.

[PatGund]

9. Whole new meaning....

....to the term "Chicken Sub"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. he wouldn't take the girl's shirt off for some reason

[sniffa]

11. but what is it?

is this some guy gettin his joLLies? what what what?

[Lisa0825]

12. any idea what is on the floor? (bottom left corner of screen)

I have been trying to get him to pick it up, or show me what it is.

[sniffa]

14. type in 'gay'

he gives the thumbs down... same as 'wendys'.

[salvorhardin]

15. I don't think this is live

I think it's just a particularly smart Eliza or Alicebot program that plays video clips in response to key words and phrases in your input.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Tell him to "strike a pose", "vogue" and "love me".

:7

[TXlib]

17. They must have a rather large collection of video clips

and something that parses commands to guess what is wanted.

[sniffa]

18. type in 'fire'

and he 'stops, drops, and roLLs'

[Brewman_Jax]

19. Can't do the Macarena

He just stood there. :shrug:

[Avalux]

20. tell him to fly - lol

[mwdem]

21. He does a mean split! Try Elvis

[voter x]

22. tell him to mosh...

funny as hell.....i want to see this guy in the pit!

[AngryAmish]

24. try "bong"

[amandae]

26. he does the same thing for "sex"

:hi:

[mwdem]

25. ask him to snap his garters!

this is too much!