Feeling clever? Play the ONE LITTLE TYPO game...

[flowomo]

Another of the great contests from New York Magazine in the 1960s. Here you are asked to take a famous TITLE, QUOTE, PHRASE or SAYING and change JUST ONE LETTER... as though you'd typed it with ONE LITTLE TYPO... with interesting results. You can only change ONE letter. I'll start with three examples and then you can take it away....

[flowomo]

1. (novel) The Sub Also Rises

[patriotvoice]

69. The Bun Also Rises

EOM

[Speck Tater]

107. Ah what foods these morsels be.

Oh wait, that's two letters. Or is it three?

[flowomo]

2. (novel) War and Peach

[patriotvoice]

56. (novel) Grime and Punishment

EOM

[flowomo]

3. (quote) I did not have sux with that woman!

[bigwillq]

4. (novel) The Silence of the Lamps

[flowomo]

5. you catch on quick!

[bigwillq]

8. That's what I'm told

HAHA!
I like this game but I'm having trouble thinking up clever one's. There's a lot I could put but they would be stupid.

[Cush]

6. (quote) "I only regret that I have but one wife to give for my country"

or: "I only regret that I have but one lime to give for my country"

on edit: is it Life to give, or life to lose?

[trumad]

90. .

[NightTrain]

7. Dewey Defeats Trumad!

n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Heh...

heheheheheheheh...that's a good one.

[Cush]

9. (quote) "Don't tire until you see the whites of their eyes"

[bigwillq]

10. (saying) 'Take a Bite out of Prime"

or "Make a Bite out of Crime"
or "Take a (Bush) Lite Out of Crime"

[Cush]

12. (quote) "Look, there stands Jackson like a stone ball"

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I Want My Country Hack!

:7

[name not needed]

14. (novel) 1986

[Cush]

15. (tv quote) "Oh my god, they billed Kenny!"

[flowomo]

16. The New Yolk Yankees

[Cush]

22. The New Fork Yankees

[bigwillq]

33. The Boston Red Sux

[MAlibdem]

108. Yankees Suck

[Bat Boy]

87. The New York Yankers. n/t

[flowomo]

89. Ha! I can't believe I missed that

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

101. The Few York Yankees

[markbark]

17. A bit risque, but.....

The penis mightier than the sword.


What a difference a space makes :evilgrin:


--MAB

[Deja Q]

65. Well, it is!

Make love, not war!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

102. That toad's hypnotic powers are starting to affect me

I see moving pictures! Talk about a creature turning against its creator!

[bigwillq]

18. (novel) Gone With the Wins

For Shrub anyway

[patriotvoice]

51. Bone with the Wind

Gives new meaning to a "Blow Job"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Gore with the wind

[name not needed]

19. (movie) School of Cock

:)

[bigwillq]

20. That's great

Sounds like a porno. Wait I think I rented that one.

[name not needed]

41. When Hairy Met Sally

[flowomo]

21. Friends, Romans, countrymen.... lend me your cars

[teach1st]

23. (Saying) Do you have any last fishes?

[flowomo]

24. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bank

[politicat]

25. CAPS COCK

WHICH IS WHAT I HAVE ON....

(This is a common one on a Dvorak keyboard. Also, and more funny, CATS COCK.)

Pcat

[theivoryqueen]

26. House of the rising Fun

[flowomo]

28. Wow, I was just thinking of that song the other day.... the version...

by the animals in like 1965 -- it is one of my favorites of all time

[teach1st]

27. (Song title) With a little hell from my friends

Just trying to get out of the 700 club.

[patriotvoice]

29. Tempus fucit

EOM

[patriotvoice]

30. Cry havoc and let slip the fogs of war

EOM

[flowomo]

34. (poem) The dog creeps in on little cat feet.....

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. That's a good one.

:hi:

[patriotvoice]

37. delete

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. ROFL!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. First come first nerved.

:hi:

[patriotvoice]

43. Sorry, I moved it!

:)
See "The captain goes down with his shit!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. ...and then I accidentally stuck mine under yours.

OOps. Odd night. :)

[patriotvoice]

47. No Poke!

(No Joke)

[FizzFuzz]

88. lmao

[patriotvoice]

31. Freudian slap

[patriotvoice]

32. Tongue in check

My girlfriend hates that one.
Ouch.

[bigwillq]

35. (movie) Dog Gay Afternoon

[bigwillq]

38. (movie) Forrest Hump

I think this is also a real porno title.
So does it count cause I stole it from someone else?

[patriotvoice]

40. The captain goes down with his shit

EOM

[Catshrink]

45. Commander in Thief

[flowomo]

49. George W. Tush?

[bigwillq]

55. George W. Mush

[travisleit01]

80. Laura Lush

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. Tried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe'.

...and mine were better. ;)

[bigwillq]

48. (tv show) The (Re) Pukes of Hazzards

[chaska]

50. The fish rots from the heap

[teach1st]

52. (Song title) Goon Over Miami

Goodbye 700 Club

[flowomo]

53. (Patsy Kline song) I Fall to Pisces

[patriotvoice]

54. (novel) Anne of Green Tables

EOM

[patriotvoice]

57. (collected short stories) Grimm's Dairy Tales

EOM

[flowomo]

86. this one makes me laugh every time I read it

[bigwillq]

58. (song/movie) What's Rove Got To Do With It

[flowomo]

60. LOL!

[flowomo]

59. The Cattle Hymn of the Republic

[SmileyBoy]

61. (novel) Thr Stand

[patriotvoice]

62. (novel) The Bunting of the Snark

EOM

[SmileyBoy]

63. (quote) "Rommel, you magnificent dastard!!!"

[patriotvoice]

64. (title) Dork and Mindy

God, that's dumb. Sorry.

[bigwillq]

66. (movie) Tit happend one night

[Deja Q]

67. (tv episode title) "Colon in Space"

This type is not pressing the 'y' key hard enough. :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

68. (movie) One Blew Over the Cukoo's Nest

[Waistdeep]

70. Deer Punter

The famous underground animal snuff film.

[bigwillq]

72. Beer Hunter

[7th_Sephiroth]

71. hmmmmmm

the Bat in the hat?
One Blew over the Cucoo's nest?
the silence of the Hambs?
Bonnie Darko?
Ku Klux Clam?

[flowomo]

74. hahaha -- I love Ku Klux Klam

[7th_Sephiroth]

76. thanks

thought it up myself

[7th_Sephiroth]

73. Kill Jill?

Kill Will?

[Waistdeep]

75. Inherit the Wine

[KittyWampus]

77. Planet of the Aces

Goodfinger

[NightTrain]

78. The Last Temptation of Chris

n/t

[Waistdeep]

79. The Hoarse Whisperer

[Catshrink]

81. Martha Stewart's Bitchen

[KittyWampus]

82. To Sin With Love

[NightTrain]

83. Heart of Dorkness

n/t

[Gildor Inglorion]

84. Maxim: "A stitch in time saves none."

[flowomo]

85. (song) I can pee clearly now

[Guy Fawkes]

91. Eratic aliquando tenebrae, nunc autem lux

ahhh, latin.

[flowomo]

92. hey, you left out "enim"

[Guy Fawkes]

93. no...

Eratis aliquando tenabrae; nunc autem lux in Domino; tanquam filii lucis ambulate;

Ephesians 5:8 (and I've never read the new testament!)

[flowomo]

97. I'll gladly yield.... but when you get a chance, check this out:

www.cumberlink.com/articles/2002/11/16/editorial/rich_lewis/lewis01.txt

[Donkeyboy75]

94. Bonfire of the Hanities

OK, that's a stretch.

:dunce:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

120. HAHAHAHAHA if only...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

95. (song) Love Me Temper

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

99. The Truth Is Put There

[Donkeyboy75]

96. When Harry Wet Sally

[flowomo]

98. very excellent!

[Canuckistanian]

100. Rove Means You Never have to Say You're Sorrry

[Canuckistanian]

103. Im Himmel gibt's Mein Bier

[patriotvoice]

128. *chuckle*

:toast:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

104. I can believe no one though of this one yet:

Just DU it!

[MAlibdem]

105. Yes No 42

Simpsons reference...

"No Homer, Yes ON 42, not Yes No 42!" -Marge

[flowomo]

106. MY WILD IRISH NOSE

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

109. The Umpire Strikes Back

[Donkeyboy75]

110. IN MOD WE TRUST

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

111. 'Twat the night before Christmas

[Donkeyboy75]

112. LOL!

Nice Christmas Eve present...:evilgrin:

[flowomo]

115. ROFL... you go on Santa's shit list

[Donkeyboy75]

113. A porn again Christian

[MallRat]

114. Scarbuck's Coffee n/t

[MallRat]

116. The Home Despot

[flowomo]

118. Wal-Fart

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

124. Kinky's

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

117. Should I spay or should I go?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

119. O Brothel, Where Art Thou?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

121. Fission Accomplished

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

122. Bad command or vile name

[flowomo]

125. Man, I needed you for this game: (url follows)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1116257

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

126. Your wish is my command (nt)

[Donkeyboy75]

123. Tex-Sex http://www.thepamperedprisoner.com/tfieldsmn.htm

[NightTrain]

127. Baby, I Love Your Wad

Hey, his name is PETER Frampton! :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

129. The Greatest Story Ever Toad

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

130. Lick (nt)

:kick:

[patriotvoice]

131. Harry Pooter

EOM