The Befuddled Zoologist of all CAPTIONS!! (Watch yer head.)

[skip fox]

"Geez. So I tried to do the best I could and I listened to those guys and they told me how we could reshape the entire Middle East the neo-Con way and we thought it was swell and everything and now what . . .! Now al-Quada and every other terrorist organization in the region is pouring into Iraq and we're gonna get our clocks cleaned but GOOD. And everybody's saying there's no way out. Rummy even smacked me in the cabinet meeting when I suggested we just slip out in the middle of the night while everybody's asleep. I thought that was a good idea. At least we wouldn't be stuck! Geez. And just two weeks ago, I thought a quagmire was the Australian cousin of the platypus."

[Qutzupalotl]

1. "Wait...I know this one......Is it FOUR?"

[myomy]

2. Dammit, CondiÕs suppose to be here to help me...

.

[StopTheMorans]

3. awww shucks,

I thought it was bigger than that sans socks!

[Rick Myers]

4. "Humm... Finally got my pitcher in GQ..."

[Peace_2_Everyone]

5. I got my praying to god face on

NOW god! My poll numbers are dropping and I need another 9/11 thing to come off so your sheep will worship mmm eeeh ah no I mean so I can spread your word of peace an an an and tolerance through the world with the mighty sword you gaven me.

[karlschneider]

6. "The doctor told me these suppositories would help, but they sure taste

like shit"

[MissMarple]

7. My father who art in Carlyle...

"evilgrin"