CAPTION the Magna Cum War Criminulus

[cosmicdot]

W is thinking: wonder if I'm still in the running for that Nobel Give Peace a Chance thingy ...

the World is thinking: why does the USA bestow honors and awards on theirs who do the most harm to its people and the world?

resident George W. Bush receives an honoray doctorate of science at the Louisiana State University commencement in Baton Rouge, May 21, 2004. Bush sought to rally GOP lawmakers yesterday during a rare trip to Captiol Hill but republicans posponed a key budget vote due to almost certain defeat. REUTERS/William Philpott

[underpants]

1. W:Must be at the wrong ceremoney Lott said there would be a hood

:grr:

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Wow. I feel smarter already! I should got one of these

in the first place. Why didn't no body remind me?"

[deek]

3. phd in SCIENCE??

That is too bizarre, since he discounts all scientific data. Perhaps the next honorary degree the king gets will be in English!

:wtf:

[cosmicdot]

4. it's like a bad movie

it's like Bedford Falls has become Pottersville



When logic and perportion
Have fallen her sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head"
And Remember what the doormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head."

[kodi]

5. where's ashcroft? he usually annoints my head when i get one of these

.

[ishbadiddle]

6. Ah, the velvet blindfold. Reminds me of my Skull & Bones initiation...

[skip fox]

7. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[BringEmOn]

8. Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, Ashes! Ashes!

We all fall down!

[BringEmOn]

9. International Criminal Court judges measure defendant for hood and noose.