I found it!!!

[TrogL]

OK, so if slist is being pushed with values like /dev/md/dsk/d10 and when you call FSsize and feed it values like /dev/rdsk/c0t0d0s6 and try and cook, it's not gonna work.

[Angelus]

1. Uh....no speakie...

:shrug:

[Richardo]

2. Well DUH!

:crazy:

[TheWizardOfMudd]

3. The HELL you say!

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[texas1928]

4. well

if you take the thingamajig and screw it to the whatsit with a dohicky. you can run the flapper through the watchmacallit.

[slutticus]

5. O.K. Linux penguin......

...stop scaring the straights

[MsUnderstood]

6. bad penguin

No fish for you tonight

[Merrick]

7. A riddle

Detective Merrick knocked on the door of a suspect in a daring fish market robbery that transpired earlier that morning. He noticed the occupant took an excessively long time to answer the door, and when he finally did, he noticed why: the suspect had inherited a genetic condition that impaired his gait and caused him to waddle. Declining an invitation for a glass of salt water, detective Merrick launched directly into his first line of questioning.
"Where were you this morning at 10am?" he demanded.
"Oh," replied the suspect, "I was out renting a tuxedo for my friends wedding."
"Liar!" shouted detective Merrick shouted, and cuffed the suspect.

How did detective Merrick know the suspect was lying?
because it was a penguin!

[EstimatedProphet]

8. I thought you were posting about those obnoxious bumper stickers

The ones from the late 70's-"I fount it!" on the back of every car. Yuck.

[WillParkinson]

9. Darn...for a minute there...

I thought you were going to say that new magnifying glass and tweezer set finally paid off for you...

[tjwash]

10. You can't feed a raw disk path into a metadevice...

Doesn't everyone know that?

BTW, what are you using, disksuite?