Stop me before I adopt another cat!!!!!

[Liberal Veteran]

I can't help it.

There's this kitten at the shelter who is solid white except for a single grey mark on the top his head that looks like a mohawk!!!!!

He's adorable!!!!!!

I can't have six cats!!!!! I am starting to turn into one of those freaky old people that collect cats!!!!!

Make it stop!

[Spinzonner]

1. Well, it is Mr T's birthday

that has to be an omen.

You must yield to the fates.

Take solace in the fact that you're boosting Purina's market value.

[TEXASYANKEE]

2. You have no choice.

They control us! :-)

(I'm slave to 4 and seriously thinking about getting #5.)

[Bertha Venation]

3. Whattya mean, freaky OLD people!

Mrs. V. and I are freaky YOUNG people! And we have six, and we do fine.

But if you really need to stop, think of the other five, LV. It's what's keeping me from getting a seventh. And as Mrs. V. put it, one more kitten means more fur, more litter, more pee, more poop, more food, more hork (vomitus), more fights, more jealousy.

The kitten at the shelter who is adorable -- come on, when have you ever known an adorable kitten at the shelter NOT to be snapped right up? He'll find a good home. It's okay to let him go.