Dating the ugly woman.

[Paragon]

I bought a pair of glasses at a small shop in a predominantly ugly neighborhood. I really enjoyed interacting with the homely lady (not a slag) who sold them to me. I'm thinking I may ask her out.

But, I've never dated an ugly woman before and wonder about the pitfalls. I know for example that certain (all?) fugly cultures frown on inter-beauty (how DO you spell that?) dating. Scary-lookin' people certainly seem to want to live in the same areas as other butt-uglies here. I get the impression that dating is very much more focused toward marriage than is usually the case with other women. Therefore, since the heinous woman would not consider marrying the handsome man, she would not be likely to date the dashing man. I also get the impression that it is considered unlady-like for a damn-that's-ugly woman to date outside her race. This particular woman is very much a lady.

So, what can ya'll tell me? Need advice on this one.

;-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Any port in a storm, P.

Any port in a storm.

[jpgray]

2. George Bush, true to his word, can unite you two with his Vietnam ribbons

Nerver fails with the uggos:

[DS1]

3. My momma always said that ugly chicks were like a box of chocolate

leave em in the car long enough and the box will get damp and sticky.

*runs*

[Lou_C]

4. LOL

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

5. Ewww.

I get your point, Paragon, but many won't. Good luck.

[Paragon]

6. Then I'll include this link for reference:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1179766

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. lol!

are we allowed to say "lookist"

[liberalhistorian]

8. Self-deleted.

Written before I saw the thread you were parodying that you just posted above, sorry!

[Paragon]

9. You should read the thread that inspired this one.

And I suspect you were already "rubbed wrong" before I posted this obviously satirical thread.

[liberalhistorian]

10. I just did, and I just deleted the

above post. Sorry, I really did think you were serious!!!!! Am I forgiven? (hilarious parody, btw!)

[Paragon]

11. A little concerned that you're equating single motherhood with ugliness...

...but of course, you're forgiven.

If you never go on one more date (which is extremely unlikely), you'll always have a beautiful little man or woman waiting at home for ya, doll.

;-)

[liberalhistorian]

12. Well, I'm hoping

Dean (NightTrain) and I will really hit it off when we finally do meet, hopefully in July.

[NightTrain]

18. The best-looking woman I ever dated was a single mom.

Just thought I'd mention it!

[Paragon]

25. You shoplifted the pooty?

:silly:

[Deja Q]

13. Embed the URL into your sig line! :-)

The sig banner is one repukes will love to use though, against us...

Did you expect me to comment on the post itself?

[Paragon]

14. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

It's obviously satirical - I'm sure there's a LOT that goes over freeper heads.

More banners like it at the zenarchery.com link.

[Name removed]

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[Paragon]

16. LOL

OK, this has gotten WAY out of control.

And I thought I was offensive in the "date an Asian" thread. :silly:

[liberalhistorian]

20. I think the problem is that

a lot of people didn't see the thread you were parodying, therefore they had no way of knowing what the joke was supposed to be. Hell, even I thought you were serious before you posted the link to the "asian woman" thread!

[Name removed]

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[On the Road]

17. Seriously, I Like the Parody

Nobody would ever make such a post seriously, but it's a serious dilemma. People do it all the time. Hell, I'VE done and I still don't know how to balance physical looks and personality.

[Carni]

19. I didn't know Linda Tripp...

Was selling sunglasses these days!

[Wilber_Stool]

22. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife.

[SOteric]

23. *LOL* I'm so very glad

I gave you that damned star.

[Paragon]

24. That was you?

Awww, thanks.

You like me...you really like me.