I need mental help.

[FatSlob]

I have a strange attraction to Ann Coulter. What is wrong with me? Amateur pshrinks line up!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. opposites attract?

:shrug:

[pagerbear]

2. That's nothing--I found Dan Quayle attractive!

[wtmusic]

3. You believe you can convert her

Give up now. You're only hurting yourself.

That will be $135.

[FatSlob]

7. Please, tell me I can be cured!

I don't know why I think she is hot! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[historian]

11. there is a cure

She is hot - she has had brain fever for awhile now

[wtmusic]

12. This is going to take some time

My terms are half up-front, so that will be $2135.00, please.

:P

[demnan]

4. You like women

who have large adam's apples like men. What can I say?

[Gothic Sponge]

5. You must be self loathing.

[Commendatori]

6. You're in the 700 Club, pal.

You're not expected to think normally. Wait until you hit 800 and see if she still looks hot.

I know, because the closer to 700 I get, the cuter Michelle Malkin gets. You're not alone.

[commander bunnypants]

8. delusional disorder

or you just really are sick

DDQM

[bif]

9. You need a lobotomy, pal

Then the two of you would get along just fine.

[historian]

10. I can only think of four answers

1) in another life you were a monk living in a desert who, in order to pass the time, would indulge in some self flagellation. Wanting Ann Coulter is a similar form of flagellation
2) you were severely abused by some righteous right wing loonie when young and now want a repeat of the same
3) you hate sex
4) you hate yourself
5) She represents the teutonic ideal of blond belching uberstrumfuehrer with an inclination toward wearing helmets with large antlers on them. Once in bed with her she will charge at you with the horns and, once impaled, you will realize the folly of your desires

[terrya]

13. That's nothing...I wouldn't kick Shepard Smith out of bed...

And the self-loathing is set on "high" for that one...:-)

[Wilber_Stool]

14. That happened to a friend of mine.

Then his dick fell off.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

16. Trying to think...

Are there any fascist pigs to whom I'm attracted? Nope. This proves something to me: I am definitely attracted by a man's intellect, soul and compassion, not looks.

[tjwash]

15. This isn't Bill Maher is it?

nt

[Cheswick2.0]

17. you're in the closet?

Ann is a man, haven't you heard?