800th post: My confessions

[asthmaticeog]

1) I was responsible for the plot to have Lyndon LaRouche jailed for fraud and tax evasion. What could I do? He was getting WAY too close to the truth.

2) Malaria? My idea. Sorry about that.

3) After undergoing memory-recovery therapy, I learned that I was abducted by aliens as a child, and I want to apologise for not bringing y'all back any neat souvenirs.

4) Had I been born yet, I totally would have fired the shot from the grassy knoll. Nothing against Kennedy, but I just couldn't pass up a chance to be living history like that.

5) I'm willing to call off my plan to seize the organs of state power if even just one repub I know ever offers to spring for a round of drinks.

[Systematic Chaos]

1. I was totally with you until the part about Kennedy

Sorry, but that's just not right.

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. Seconded.

[Geo55]

2. souvenirs

"I want to apologise for not bringing y'all back any neat souvenirs."

ahh Gee wizz

LOVE THAT PIC !!!

[Jack Rabbit]

4. E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.

And we came out to see once more the stars.
-- Dante, Inferno (Musa Trans., 34.139)



Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[ThirdWheelLegend]

5. kick!

What a fucker!

TWL

[asthmaticeog]

6. Fucker? Lil' ol' MEEEEEEE?