Bush Likes Playing with Saddam's Pistol

[Scaramouche]

On November 3rd George W is very depressed having just lost the election. To console himself he visits his trophy room.

Then in a moment of doubt and despair over whether he had made all the wrong choices by listening to the Vice-President, he sees his favorite gift from the troops: Saddam’s pistol.

He takes the gun and points it to his head…

Just then Cheney enters the room and yells, "No, George, don't do it!!"

"Shut up Dick," he says, "You're next."




Wait there's more!




The White House medic is called to the trophy room and sees Bush with a gunshot wound in his hand.

The doctor asks, "How did this happen?"

Bush replies, "Well, I was trying to commit suicide.

I stuck the gun to my head and then...just before I pulled the trigger... I thought, this is going to be really loud.

So I stuck a finger in my ear before pulling the trigger"



(posted yesterday on my blog- scroll down)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Whew, what a relief. I thought this was a SEX THREAD! (nt)

[Scaramouche]

4. The whole story reads like ...

some freudian wet dream.

-Guns
-Hidey-Holes
-Saddam
-Trophies
-Bush

and so on...

[Jim__]

2. Happiness is a warm gun! - n/t

[polmaven]

3. I'm sorry, but

how did this gun become the property of the (P)OTUS? Shouldn't it be the property of the Iraqi people? Isn't this just another case of looting and thievery from the Iraqis?

THIS GUN IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY....GIVE IT BACK, YOU THIEF!