If you could do anything to Ann Coulter, what would you do?

[amjsjc]

Be imaginative people.

[billbuckhead]

1. iGNORE HER

:puke:

[H2O Man]

11. "

exactly

[Guy Fawkes]

2. Anything?

I'd manipulate her DNA, that would allow me to make her a lesbian. OOOH, then I'd make her Muslim! AND BLACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Get her to admit her name is Andy.

[still_one]

4. sue her for libel or slander

and wish the media would have some responsibility and not give her any credibility for her lies...

[MrSlayer]

5. Put her in the Iraq warzone.

Here's your gun and your bible, good luck.

[eaprez]

6. Render her speechless.

[rfranklin]

7. Sell her to the Taliban...

She'd open her mouth once and they would administer the usual punishment for difficult women.

[mzmolly]

8. I'd send her to Abu Ghraib, disguised as a Muslim, and give her no ability

to speak of course. :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

9. I would tell her "If you do not like America...'

which is a country with free speech and things like taxes, welfare and abortion, she can go live in a country more suited to her, like Saudi Arabia or Pakistan.
There she would not have to worry about high taxes, liberal programs, or nasty little dissenters. There Bill Clinton would have been beheaded for sleeping around. She would fit right in, as long as she keeps her big mouth shut.

[kodi]

10. 100cc of empathy, every hour, until she grows a soul

.

[Catshrink]

12. duct tape her mouth shut

[amjsjc]

13. Oh yeah, I forgot mine...

She wakes up one morning with a hellacious hangover, rolls over in bed and finds herself staring at Ted Kennedy.

[LetThemEatWar]

14. ride her hard and put her up wet

id hit it twice

[kcwayne]

15. Turn her into a black lesbian born to a sharecropper in Mississippi.

[comradebillyboy]

16. i still think she could be a real fun date

but i would like to committ any number of "crimes against nature" with her, oh yea and drink some good scotch and take a lot of drugs to enhance the expericence.

[Speck Tater]

17. Educate her and help her see the error of her ways.

You did say "anything", and I assumed that meant even things that would likely be impossible in this reality.

[MAlibdem]

18. could i do two things?

:P