I'm about to do something I've never done before

[WilliamPitt]

I'm about to finish using a whole package of coffee filters.

They sell those filters like ten thousand to a package, or so it seems. For years and years and years and years, I've moved into a new place and gone shopping for new-apartment supplies. Every time, I've bought a package of coffee filters. Every time, upon moving again, it seemed like I never made a dent in the package.

I bought this package of filters in February, and I have been working from home. I make coffee every day because I work from home, something that was missing for those years. Every day, I used a filter, from February to today.

The day after tomorrow, I will finish the package of coffee filters.

Woo!

[efhmc]

1. See what you can accomplish when you word hard?

[Misunderestimator]

2. WOW... that is QUITE an achievement!! *snort*

I use one of those reusable ones myself, so I can't really relate to your sense of accomplishment. :)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Sometimes life's smallest victories are the most satisfying.

Next you get to bitch about how much more expensive coffee filters are now than they were the last time you bought them.

[WilliamPitt]

5. Dad gummit, these filters are 0.0000000000000067 cents each!

Why, I remember when they were 0.0000000000000000021 cents each.

Got damn gubmint.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Yeah, but can you finish a... BALLPOINT PEN?

THEN I'll respect you. :wow:

[SiouxJ]

20. or a tube of Chapstick

I don't believe I've ever used up one. I always lose them, or they melt in the car, or they get stale, so I buy new ones.

[sniffa]

6. there's gotta be a trophy or button for that

[LynneSin]

18. Here's a picture of Will with the Blue Ribbon he won

[VelmaD]

7. Yeah well...

caffeine is bad for ya anyway. :P

I'm really not sure whether congratulations are in order or not. Oh hell, why not...:party:

[sangh0]

8. Your next goal

Finishing off that economy-pak of toilet paper you bought at CostCo.

[WilliamPitt]

10. Pshaw

All the coffee I drink? I go through economy rolls like a hot knife through butter.

:)

Ewwwww...

[sangh0]

15. Given the context, I'm not sure

if "rolls like a hot knife through butter" was the best way to put it.

:shrug:

[havocmom]

9. Hope you are using the unbleached ones.

Your well being is important to us here at comedy central, errr, DU.

Can I have some of your coffee? I was up late counting primary votes (we use paper and pencils here in Tiny Town) and I am not an evening person. My world is askew this AM.

any Zombie Coffee in the Lounge? I think I have somebody's hangover. :hangover:

[WilliamPitt]

11. You found my hangover? I was wondering where it went.

:)

[havocmom]

14. yeah, and you can have it back..... ooooo, shhhhhhh, whisper please

I have never deserved one yet seem to wake up with them when one of my misgueded siblings overindulges

[supernova]

12. I bow to your hefty achievement, Will

Since I no longer drink coffee, you are welcome to the filters sitting in my cupboard.

[bif]

13. You should throw a party

Or at least buy a bottle of champagne or something.

[VelmaD]

16. Aha...that's why he broke out...

the 18 year old Glenlivet last night. :)

[johnnie]

17. "I'm about to do something I've never done before also"

Post to a thread about coffee filters. Thank you for the opportunity!

[prolesunited]

19. Umm...

Perhaps you should get a life? :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. we go through a box of coffee filters every two weeks man

me and Mrs. McLargehuge consume AWESOME amounts of coffee... Me more-so than her now due to her... er... condition... but I've been trying to keep our average up. So far it's not bad... 30 minutes of sleep a night and 50000 pee pee breaks.

[Lou_C]

22. They come in handy if you run out of TP

They are a bit rough but they do the trick when you take a "Reagan" opps I meant a shit.