List of things that make Evil Dick "feel better" (other than the F word)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1). Reasonably priced hookers



2). A case of single malt Scotch



3). Soothing hemorrhoid ointments



4). "Acquisition"...money, power, you name it



5). "Getting a free pass," "Getting away with it," Being "above the law"



6). Being a member of an administration in which no one would ever have the balls to question or confront him