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As I was sitting around, Thinking how Bush lies, I'd thought it'd be great, To have some Frenchfries.
I preheated the oven, Got down a big pan, I got out the frozen Frenchfries, I did not know that soon I'd have a minor burn on my hands.
I seperated the Frenchfries, All in one layer, I put them in the oven, And for some reason yelled, "I'M lADY LANET, THE FRENCHFRY SLAYER!"
I set the timer for 9 minuets, Sat down again to post, Next thing I knew, The time was toast.
I got out the towel, Opened the oven door, And with my luck, got burned, I screamed, "HOLY WHAT F@#( HAPPEND TO MY @#$(% ARM?! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!"
So, peeps, Just to be all right, Cook your Frenchfries at a distance, Or be prepared to be burned and have blurry sight.
Mini-luvamericahatebush.
Don't cook your frenchfries and think you can eat them without a fight. My arm hurts a little bit, but not too much.
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