I've won the "International Lottery!" Twice!

[Bat Boy]

I know! I can't believe it. I never win anything. But there it was in my inbox this morning! An e-mail from the Overseas Stakes Lottery International saying that I was the winner!

And then...on another e-mail account I have...I won it again!

I know they said not to tell anyone, but I'm so damn excited. Apparently I'm getting 4 million Euros. Twice. So that's 8 million Euros.

All I have to do is contact them...they'll probably want a bank account number so they can transfer the funds...oooh, I'm just giddy.

I'm going to call my boss and tell him to go fuck himself right now!

The weird thing is, I don't remember ever buying a ticket...

[BlueHandDuo]

1. You're luckier than I am

I got two notifications today (on the same e-mail) that I'd won $50,000 from eBay, and all I had to do was follow the link and type in my eBay account details.

Too bad I don't have an eBay account, huh?

[Bat Boy]

2. Wow. Sorry to hear that.

If you'd like I can foward some e-mail I recieved from a very nice Nigerian man. He's got a few hundred thousand dollars he needs help laundering.

I'm going to have 8 million Euros. I can share the wealth...