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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the fans love me and the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane for a flying dunk.
The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future
President." She took the second pack and left the plane for a flying .
George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, I'm a Crusader! American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my faith, so I let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's OK, there's parachutes left for both of us. The Americans' clever President has taken my school backpack.
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