Randi's rippin' some freeper ass!

[ronnykmarshall]

This guys is a putz!

[commander bunnypants]

1. whats up RK

DDQM

[ronnykmarshall]

3. This guy was talking about WMD

and Randi called him on what happened in 1998 when Clinton attacked Iraq ..... but OH NO .... Mr. Freeper couldn't respond to that.

He kept talking over Randi (which is a no-no) and she finally cut him off.

To her credit, she did try and explain to this jerk, but he was just a typical freeper ass.

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2. Wotta dope

"Lemme tell you about this and that!"

Do you have any facts?

"Well, I can't speak to that. But lemme tell you about this and that!"

Do you remember these facts?

"No, but I do want to speak authoritatively about something I have no demonstrable knowledge."

Buh bye.

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That about captures it.

[skypilot]

4. That pretty much always captures it.

It would be sad if it weren't for the fact that these boobs vote.

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5. Ha ha

Going off on Powell's Prevaricating Powerpoint Presentation to the UN. Reminds me of that Perry Mason trick: "Suppose I told you that the police found your fingerprints at the crime scene."

Stoopid criminal: I didn't do it! I was there before the murder, that's why my fingerprints showed up! You're saying I did it. {Deep breath} Okay, I did it, and I'm glad. I hated that guy. He wasn't going to give me any money for my hare-brained scheme. Just laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now, dead man? Ahahahahahaha!

Della Street: Perry, how did you know he did it?

Perry: I didn't. I just said, "suppose I told you." His guilty conscience did the rest.

Della: Perry, you're so smart. Wanna sleep with me?

Perry: Not really, Della. But what are you doing tonight, Paul?

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6. Tad Devine on now

Now that the Swifties are dispatched, can we talk about the issues?

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7. Randi's rehearsing some talking points for Tad now

Hope he's recording this or taking notes. She just made about three points in a row, very succinctly and positively.